The Big Bad Wolf

Hello, I'm The Big Bad Wolf. You may remember me from such films as The Three Little Pigs, Little Red Riding Hood, Peter and The Wolf, The Boy Who Cried Wolf, and more. My office hours are in the syllabus. Please leave goodie baskets at the door for extra credit. Naughty children 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 be eaten.

Do you have a fursona?

Vampire Tactics will be revealed in a couple of days. We got the steampage ready, the reveal trailer done and I am really excited to show you what @kosowski.bsky.social & started to create in the last ~2 years of spare time. Certainly there is some of my best art in this game & lots of care.

There was this GREAT episode of...something on VH1 where they went into a Senior Center and handed the senior choir sheet music for Welcome to the Jungle. I will never stop laughing at the octogenarian lady operatically singing, "Sha..na..na..na...Knees. Knees? Knees."

Naw, it's cause they're Russian. You know, Tartars.

Q: Why are werewolves frequently depicted with nasty yellow teeth? A: Calculus.

How to remove most AI from your Steam Queues. Steam > Settings > Store > Discovery Queue > Customize Add "Artificial Intelligence." (It's not perfect, but it's pretty good)

I'm cringing down here in Washington state. The secondhand embarrassment is staggering.

Two hours until I turn on the meat fountain.

<s> Any other editor would have stepped in and said, "You know what? We can't publish this. This is deranged." But those editors are cowards and not up to the rigorous standards of The National Review. </s> You're really not prepared for the first sentence of this piece. It's certifiably insane.

Since I'm back on my mahjong bullshit, check out this steaming pile of a starting hand. 😭🐺 That's exactly nine orphans. I aborted.

This is the future @thetechnocracy.bsky.social doesn't want you to have.

Everyone blame @axeldonau.bsky.social for this one. 🤣🐺

It is finally close enough to Halloween to share this

Mmm. Children.

Pisces: Your gruesome end will involve a pair of flatulent circus clowns strapped to the hood of a cybertruck. People will mistake the tread-covered smear of white greasepaint on your backside for Preparation-H so the funeral will have to be held via Zoom where people can mute their laughter.

Oh boy... So... Know your audience, time, and place. Similar Ex: We don't make jokes about bombs while going through the TSA line in the airport. I think the advice columnist balanced what SHOULD be with what IS. And what the reality is, is "we can't 'joke' about stuff anymore." Which sucks.

It's not like I have an excessive number of baby-eating memes on my phone. Er, what's an excessive number? Any more than 20 and you're a psycho, right? It's less than 20. 😅🐺 Don't look at me like that. "I'm not Bad, I'm just drawn this way."

Ysabel Yates'... I mean Cookie Monster's superb takedown of why GenAI in the workplace sucks.

Going back through my old reviews and came across this banger. I was 𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥. 🤌🐺

Diabolical. I love it.

There's a new halal butcher shop near my house and I misread the sign on the window/doors. Fresh Halal Baby's Meats (😅🐺 Reads: Baba's)

One of THE WORST cases of food poisoning I was ever lucky enough to survive was from a Chinese dim sum place's rice. They had let it drop under safe temp between services, then brought it back up to temp for the dinner service. Nine of us got toxic poisoning.

<Cough> Children too. If you ever want to teach a rebellious kid with ADHD, sit and read and ignore them. They'll eventually come to you like a curious cat. Yes, I use animal training techniques on children. Yes, it works. People are just mammals. Philosophers have nothing on animal trainers.

There's only 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 to get your tickets for Trick or Meat! Join us for an evening of fursuits, costumes, meat, and friends as we host our eighth annual Trick or Meat dinner. Fogo de Chão Bellevue 4:30-7:30 pm Oct. 24th Reservations close Oct. 17th, so hurry! 🎨: @cjevelyn.myatproto.social

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"These Sumner fries have blown me full of maga indentation." - Will.I.Am Shakespear, Luv's Labor Loss

Happy #portfolioday ! I'm Frost and Im an illustrator working in the ttrpg industry. Currently open for studio work and personal comms. portfolio: frostllamzon.carrd.co business contact: frost.llamzon@gmail.com

A friend who shall remain nameless but not blameless sent me this deranged AI video short. It gets worse and worse the longer you watch it.