Travis B

Travis B

@tbone009.bsky.social

Just a simple caveman who loves Spider basketball and fears stripping Phillips screws. Opinions are my own except for the ones the aliens implanted.

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It really is remarkable that the official White House account is posting this insanity.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Oh, Donald . . . That's not a gym. It's a gay bathhouse. And you have *never* looked like that.

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Send this video to everyone you know, including the Republicans.

Dutchy Patrick@dutchiepatrick.bsky.social

Abdul El-Sayed: “I’ll take this one… Do you love your dad?” Man, I love this guy, he’s on a different level, we need so many more of him 💙💙💙

Alright, who at TNT refused to pony up the cash for the #USMNT El Tri game cameras? They appear to be filming from a low orbit satellite.

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A message to the voters out there who might not have supported us in the primary...let us come together, build a movement to take money out of politics, put money in your pocket, pass Medicare for All. Let us go to work and beat MAGA Mike Rogers.

Why don’t they just install Ronald fucking McDonald. Wtaf.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Darline Graham Nordone has no experience in the military, yet she will be voting on military budgets and weapons. She has no experience with diplomacy, yet she will be voting on our treaties. She has no experience with government, yet she will be voting on ours. We are a nation run by amateurs.

“I’m just an American supporting American stuff. Wahoo.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Jim Jordan on the World Cup: "Look at the UFC fight where the American beat the Spanish guy in the main event. We're on a roll so let's hope the hockey team can do the same." (The World Cup isn't a hockey event ...)

The idiocy is astounding.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

These people clearly don’t do their own grocery shopping.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Brooke Rollins: "On food prices, this is a temporary conflict. The president has said that. There shouldn't be really a food price increase, at least for the long term. Over the last year we've brought almost all food prices down, with a couple of outliers."

I thought we were there to decimate the nukes and free the people from oppression. But the oil seems important? I never saw that coming.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

BOLDUAN: But you know that other people, when they are sending their loved ones overseas, they will think that deploying to Kharg island is boots on the ground SESSIONS: You're entitled to your opinion but my point is I don't think they are facing enemy combatants when they secure oil facilities

This is pure insanity.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba. That's a big honor. Taking Cuba in some form. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth."

At some point the moral rot inside this windbag is going to explode out her chest like that critter in Alien.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Leavitt: "The fact that the terrorists are holding the global oil industry hostage by threatening to shut down the Strait of Hormuz just underscores the need for President Trump to launch this operation in the first place"

Great! Gas prices will be down any day now.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Energy Secretary Chris Wright: "Fortunately, the US produces more oil than we can consume -- we're a net oil exporter. So overall for the US economy, this isn't bad news."

Whenever I see Vampire Miller, it looks to me like he’s quietly sharting and he needs to look serious so no one notices.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Stephen Miller: "As a thought experiment, imagine if this regime had nuclear weapons, instead had long-range missiles that could reach an American city ... think about what a terror that would be"

Lindsey finally comes out and admits he loves to blow things.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

LINDSEY GRAHAM: Israel and the United States -- you just wait to see what comes the next two weeks BARTIROMO: Meaning what? GRAHAM: We're going to blow the hell out of these people

I’m working on designs for a new mattress I call the Swiss Cheese Sleeper. It has random holes in it that you can slide your arm through to sleep more comfortably. Who’s in?

My third grader’s gerbil plans better than these people.

Anonymous@youranoncentral.bsky.social

Trump is now considering sending in US ground troops into Iran. Currently the main obstacle preventing a deployment is that they didn’t prepare to need a deployment; lack the recourses and assets for it. The operation has been pushed from 4 days to 4 to 5 weeks.

I think it’s ok, it saves everyone the awkward moment when they decline the invite.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

"You're not invited to my birthday party, you said you weren't going to go to. So there, loser!!!"

What an asshole.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Because she disliked how they dressed, DHS Sec. Kristi Noem will now spend taxpayer dollars to buy custom suits for Secret Service agents.

I declare everyone a skinny millionaire! See, I can do it too.

Prof.Alex@profalex.bsky.social

That's not the way it works. Again, it's a political move with midterms not based on any sort of financial or legal reality. #propertytaxes

These people lie like it’s breathing.

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

The acting director of ICE told Congress, under oath, that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked raid plans, allowing gang members to escape. After 9NEWS questioned ICE's claim and its timeline, ICE deleted the claim from its social media platforms.

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I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentine’s Day without a reservation, but the server at Arby’s said we could sit anywhere.

Finally! Something the GOP can rally around. Given their zeal to impeach Clinton over Lewinsky, they’ll be all over this one.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Just wait till Melania finds out about this. She's gonna be all: "Bad man, I vant another cocktails ring!"

They don’t have a professional grade Stupidity Checker to auto-correct them when they’re on TV.

Bradley P. Moss@bradmossesq.bsky.social

To be clear, we're saying they have no money and no documentation but somehow they're snatching up homes? In this economy?