Tom Bradley Jr.

Murder, larceny, and an anti-social Hawaiian PI with hormonal issues. The Noelani Lee Mysteries by Tom Bradley Jr. authortombradley.com/my-novels Ebooks & paperbacks available @ Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Lulu, and other fine purveyors of mediocre fiction. #Mystery #CrimeFiction #Booksky

A Reservoir Dogs-style crime caper starring these four.

Your moth-eaten Seattle Pilots cap is about to become a collector's item.

Minaj is a Trinidad-born Black who admits immigrating without legal status and claims she isn’t even a U.S. citizen. Add her explicit lyrics, bareass outfits and performances that'd make Jeffrey Epstein blush... SHE’S PRACTICALLY THE WHOLE MAGA CULTURE WAR COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT WRAPPED IN FISHNETS.

What's a Yung Gravy?

On the bright side, the Rays haven't brought in a position player to pitch.

Is it just me or does it feel like that Chandler Simpson play happened in Game 1?

Got Better Half "The Law of Innocence" by Michael Connelly for her birthday. She's sitting next to me reading it as if her life depends on it. I think I done good.

Well, one good thing about a probable Brewers' sweep is I won't have to see most of these stupid-ass ads anymore.

Spike Lee shillings perv glasses.

Well, I finished another chapter. Which involved writing all of four sentences. But it's finished, I say! #Writing

I finished the final Hap & Leonard novel. It was bittersweet and I thought I was okay with it but @joerlansdale.bsky.social 's Author's Note made me cry. We don't really know the authors whose work we love but after 40 years or so they can start to feel like family. Much love to the Lansdales.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Add "Between My Legs" to a movie title. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Between My Legs

Name a fictional character death you haven’t gotten over.

Middle aged rocking out The Guess Who Because I'm Good With Faces But Not With Names

The Serpent of Venice, in which a diminutive fool named Pocket, with the help of a dragon and Marco Polo, solves the racism and antisemitism in The Merchant of Venice and Othello. $1.99 wherever you buy your ebooks.

Share a movie that immediately puts you in a good mood! 🎥🖤😁

What song instantly reminds you of the 80s? There are many. Let's start with this: youtu.be/ljIQo1OHkTI?...

Oh dear, the inventor of Autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll.

THE FACTORY

Well, I was hoping this series would go 7, now I'm thinkin' it'll be done in 5.

[If you see this, post a random picture from your device without explaining it].

An ad for yet another Focker movie.

All of this.

This morning's oatmeal picked a most inopportune time to kick in.

Game 2 brew.

I was today years old when I found out MAGA is a Nigerian slang term.

Always live on the edge

THIS IS ME: Height: 5'7"-ish Age: is just a (big) number Sign: Pisces Guilty pleasure food: I feel little to no guilt about anything I shove in my gob Tattoos: 0 Favorite season: Spring or Fall Favorite color: Orange Favorite holiday: Thanksgiving Favorite flower: Plumeria

“They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

Beered up for Game 1.

The season finale for The Diplomat...

show me ur flashback Friday Me in 2002, when I was relatively young and much less cynical.

Give me four versions of you

Maybe it's just me, but if I dug into the sofa cushions and pulled out half a billion dollars, I'm reasonably sure I could find better things to do with it than bankroll fascist political candidates.

Got my hands on a copy of THE BEST MYSTERY STORIES OF THE YEAR that cites my story “The Devil’s Cut” from Hoosier Noir in the honorable mention category. Cool to be in such great company!

"...Trump’s rallies have become a slog as a sleepy president rambles pointlessly from one subject to another, like a musical act whose hit-making days are decades in the past..." Here in Las Vegas, they call these "residencies."

National survey shows many undergrads are, like, who's Elvis?

Seriously, how many of you have read a James Patterson novel? And what's your verdict?

"Don Quixote" audiobook narrated by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social

Thinking of creating my own Wikipedia page so I could laugh at the inevitable edits made by people who don't know me.

Sadly, 25 billion with a "b" is but a drop in the bucket for these arse-holes. But it's welcome news nonetheless. sourcenm.com/2026/10/21/n... by @cosmicbowling.bsky.social via @sourcenm.com

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤

So they had a quiz following our Back to the Future-themed cybersecurity training session this morning. I placed third and won a prize:

We’re serious!