Christopher Moore

I'm the white guy when my fave tune comes on.

#USDemocracy #louisiana KEEP THEM HONEST! KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

The Serpent of Venice, in which a diminutive fool named Pocket, with the help of a dragon and Marco Polo, solves the racism and antisemitism in The Merchant of Venice and Othello. $1.99 wherever you buy your ebooks.

Anyone have any informed insight on why EVERYFUCKINGTHING is being ridiculously difficult to use? I've just had to TRY to sign into MS WORD, four times, unsuccessfully, when I own 3 active, paid subscriptions or licenses. (And sign in info is maintained in a password manager.) Ditto,Disney & Netflix

@terrymatalas.bsky.social I figured you and Chris were involved in Visionquest as soon as I saw Emily Hampshire and Todd Stashwick in the cast. I like to think you were responsible for Diane Morgan's casting as well. Congrats. The show is great fun. (Emily as FUN is a brilliant move!)

Thank you to everyone who has already voted and to everyone participating in today’s No Kings Vote Early events!

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IF YE ARE IN VERMONT Tonight in Burlington at Phoenix Books on Church St. at 7 pm, meet legends @chuckwendig.bsky.social and @delilahsdawson.bsky.social! Dang you folks are lucky! Did I order a signed copy of MONSTERA by Delilah so Chuck could bring it up to Canada for Can*Con? YES I DID

What are we thinking for No Kings 3 on 10/17? I'm in, by the way. Anyone else?

SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING STUFFED BOOM BOOM SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!

In light of some magazines pulling scummy things on creators lately, I’m doing a little thread on short story rights. I don't want anybody getting taken advantage of. Also, if you're new, this stuff can be confusing!

Kegsbreath wants the military to be American Isis.

I try not to think too much about the fact that the Cabinet official tasked with preventing terrorist attacks here seems like one of the dumber cartoon animals in the Hanna-Barbera family

Getting a lot of e-mails lately that summarize one or another of my books. Obviously A.I. generated, but how did they think I wouldn't be able to tell? I'm simply thanking the sender for clearing up what the book was about for me.

SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING KUNG-FU REVENGE SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!

Got a notice from Apple today that they are implementing more security due to the intrusion of Meta's A.I. agent. Maybe anticipating a war with the robots is off base. Perhaps it will be a war BETWEEN the robots, and we will just be collateral damage.

SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MUTANT BABY SQUIRREL WHO KNOCKED DOWN THE BIRD FEEDER POST SQUIRREL OF THE MOTHERFUDGING DAY!

Wow, these job numbers are TERRIBLE. Many people are saying we must have an “incompetent” president who is “asleep at the wheel”

Suggestions?

October is Squirrel Awareness Month! The Squirrel of the Day for October 1, 2026 reminds you to be aware of your local squirrels. #sqrlpix

Meanwhile, At the Stupidity Olympics: Tommy Tuberville: Airline pilots and flight attendants are furries, doing furry things on your plane. Eric Schmitt: Hold my beer.

#Maddow Reality Check Cartoon Break

So, let's try this again, without the grammar error. Just finished my 20th novel. It features this dame:

While it's true, this is paid for with money stolen from the American people, do note that this ad, which played nationally during football yesterday, is one of the most 1984, authoritarian terror pieces that we've ever seen outside of fiction.

Claude, are my Bisquick Scones delicious?

Have fun with Pervy, the new tech pet from META!

With the reappearance of Jill Stein comes the reemergence of people who will spend enormous energy criticizing Democrats for not stopping a corrupt president and the same energy defending voters who could have stopped him by voting for his opponent.

Also, there is another one of those $2 Kindle Edition sales on an @theauthorguy.bsky.social book. Today it's on one of earliest (maybe his first?) books, Coyote Blue. link.amazon/B05KXVSll

SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! SQUIRREL OF THE DAY! MOTHERFUDGING MOM SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!

Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight.

In First Class you not only get free drinks, you can watch a giant squirrel railing a unicorn over a catering cart. I'm told.

@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks so much, Ken. And please thank the team for me. You lot are the dog's bollocks! nay, the mutt's nuts! dare I say it? the mongrel's bloody dongles!

Pocket, a small, indoor fool, makes Jeopardy tonight.

A.I. companies are not trying to figure out how to protect you from their technology. They are trying to figure out how to monetize it without liability. Since we won't pay for it directly, they'll convince companies that to compete, they HAVE to have it. Enjoy your newly priced streaming services.

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/

Stained glass window, Nashville Cathedral.

I'll bet Jesus is motor-boating Dolly right now. #blessed

Watched the A.I. Documentary on Netflix last night. The disturbing part is the optimists say that "the end of work will free everyone up to pursue artistic endeavors." Trying to envision 8 billion people learning to paint with oils, play the violin, and pursue a higher state of consciousness.

As soon as we put A.I. on weapons systems we blew through Asimov's 3 laws of robotics. And we don't even have a good robot yet.

Wouldn't it be funny if we finally got high speed rail in the U.S. because A.I. made air travel unsafe?

#BookSky

So how many of you, when you saw a picture of the newly discovered cat, went, "I must have one of these small, wild animals to live in my house and destroy everything and bite me."?

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

Regiem of Clowns Our country is being destroyed by a team of incompetent, malevolent clowns. Sometimes I need to put a title to this tragic farce we're living in.