Tom McGrath

You incompetent idiots. You dummies. You clownshod nincompoops. Your descendants will be haunted by your deeds.

I am having a morning where I’m not getting responses to emails and texts immediately, which must indicate that everyone finds me and my ideas incredibly annoying.

Sadako and the Thousand Paper Cranes, but sarcastic.

Not only that, but receiving a written apology in a milieu where the primary communication is via enormous signs held up behind his head. Indiana’s going to make 1,000 paper planes that say “we’re vewwwy sowwy 😢” and whip them at the stage.

incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

Good coverage of current threats to the National Historic Preservation Act - passed 60 years ago on Oct 15 - and the Section 106 consultation process.

I had both my wife and therapist tell me that running for alderman was a terrible idea, but there’s still no one running against this numbnuts.

Couldn’t have said it better myself

It would’ve been cool if the Rays put up even a token effort, but hey, that’s nice for Milwaukee,

Agh, well, pffft, I’m glad he’s happy I guess

Music added

Omg no, he was so young. Damn. He was such a talented voice actor. It’s on the mind because I literally just watched it yesterday, but he got asked to do the taken monologue as porky pig and its a masterpiece

Kid got his uniform from Kohl’s, home of the “medium’ll probably be fine”

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Lions and Packers in a weird one and, at the same time, Brazil heard “TERRAIN TERRAIN: PULL UP” and DID SO?? Hell of a Sunday.

It’s fun, albeit confusing, for the teams I enjoy to not be playing mortally unwatchable football.

I’d be against it even if it were a good movie, which it is not.

Some people don’t like singing “Don’t Stop Believing” going into the 4th quarter. Those people don’t know the rush of vibing for 7/8 of the tune and deciding to suddenly go full out on the falsetto “NIIIIIIIIGHT” and scaring some lady a section over.

I gather that no one playing college football is very good… unless… there was a cat with a really good screenplay idea … who was up at 4 AM… drawing up offensive plays out of a modified flexbone…

PJ Fleck is going to make a Voltron of trophies and become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

A funny thing about Chip Kelly’s Operation Mincemeat offense is that Northwestern won 42-14, and I had the thought, without irony, “huh, really didn’t try very hard in the 3rd quarter.”

And I made new friends today. Taught ‘em to growl.

Overtime

…bowl eligible? In October? Located entirely within New Ryan Field?

Uhhhhhh

Well, I guess he wasn’t going to go all year without an interception

Sad 1st Half FG, Rutgers?

Are we trying stuff? Or just messing around poorly?

The color is all weird on the video boards, but some of the band frustrations have been resolved.

NEW POST: Pat Fitzgerald and Northwestern Hurl Themselves Off The Reichenbach Falls Into a Giant Toilet. The operatic Omnirevenge Michigan State game is a dramatic morass of punts and fake punts, Schiano as the Piscataway Rasputin, another short story, and more

Richard Burton, Richard Harris, Peter O’Toole annnnnddddd….

Increasingly Healthy Pope Asserts He Will Soon Be Strong Enough To Battle God https://theonion.com/increasingly-healthy-pope-asserts-he-will-soon-be-strong-enough-to-battle-god/

My child is apparently stealthy enough to get this from her bedroom into our bedroom, without waking us up. (I didn’t notice until I went back upstairs for my book, and got quite a jump scare on the way out.)

The Long Snapper, Holder, and Kicker Run Around Demanding Civilians Make An Impromptu Field Goal genre remains undefeated. (Also showing off the Library Gothics)

I’m still thinking about this from earlier. Dude looked uncannily smooth.

I don’t know how an employee hasn’t burned Madison Square Garden to the ground.

That game was incredibly chaotic, I’m exhausted.

Yup

Has Staley always worn slacks?

Mjolnir-legged kicker