Wardy™

Wardy™

@tdward.bsky.social

The silliest of billies

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Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

Just woke from a horrible nightmare. Brains are FUCKING stupid. Oh, you're asleep well don't worry I'm going to put you in a hyper realistic yet absymally scary horrific scenario that you will feel is real. Enjoy.

Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

Had a shave yesterday and realised halfway through the night while out at a bar that I had missed a bit and inadvertently given myself a soul patch

Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

It's always the fucking plants. On any house listing if the rooms feature pristine green plants, and slightly more than you'd expect, it's absolutely AI.

Sophie Heawood@heawood.bsky.social

Please read my lil exposé of what AI is doing to property listings. Estate agents are jazzing up the photos without declaring it so now they all look identical - these three ‘photos‘ are of entirely different properties: heawood.substack.com/p/its-the-de...

Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

I read this, now you must as well. I don't make the rules.

sexy baba yaga@beardynoise.bsky.social

imagine matt hancock adjusting his silly little tie. carefully wiping the sweat from his brow, ignoring the thousands of deaths he caused and then going absolutely monster berserk on your pussy

Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

I had four afternoon pints, of beers between 4 and 5.4%. I was curious so used a mate's breathalyser to see what the read was. This seems * a bit * fucking dramatic. Um, I'm fine, it's four pints. Fuck.

Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

Some people would read this and think "you know, maybe I should lay off the ol' booze" but those people are cowards with no sense of adventure

Wardy™
@tdward.bsky.social

I got a job at a cafe in a theatre because my friend (who I fancied) worked there. My friend left the job and therefore so did I, after one four hour shift.

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