Teddy Bash

Teddy Bash

@teddybash.bsky.social

Expected drummer for TragiClove. Not afraid of orchestras. Scruffy Appalachian by birth, curated noisemaker by grace.

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[Dan Rowan voice] In Laugh-In’s news of the future the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have been disbanded and replaced with migrant farm workers who have no right to organize.

jen ramos-eisen@jenramose.online

NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union

[Bob Newhart one-sided phone voice]: Sir, if it’s not the murderous plant, the sadistic dentist, or Ashman-Menken plagiarizing themselves in the score, what is the objection? …The what?…The kissing?

Megan Menchaca@meganmenchaca.bsky.social

Grand Prairie ISD told Ana Mota she could not play the lead male part in Little Shop of Horrors, citing a 2023 Texas law that bans some drag performances. Ana declined to accept a different role. The district decided to cancel the show. via @dallasnews.com www.dallasnews.com/news/educati...

Kroger announces plan to suck, reduce product options, lose customers

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

KROGER PLANS TO CUT ABOUT 3,000 CORPORATE JOBS, OR MORE THAN 37% OF ITS APPROXIMATELY 8,200 CORPORATE WORKFORCE, OVER THE NEXT THREE YEARS AS CEO GREG FORAN SEEKS TO SIMPLIFY OPERATIONS, REDUCE OVERHEAD AND IMPROVE EFFICIENCY.

How terrible to hear this happening at the Alma mater of Roger Ailes and Matt Lauer

WOUB News and Culture@woubnews.bsky.social

A lawsuit filed in federal court alleges Ohio University was slow in investigating and taking action in response to a sexual harassment report. The lawsuit was filed by an employee at WOUB. She alleges that beginning in 2023 she faced unwelcome sexual advances from WOUB’s former general manager.

Mr. Kimball and Mr. Haney asking Mr. Douglas if his friends (inset picture) knew that they needed to leave Hootersville before sundown.

To a good job interview- no. A good interview team will provide options for beverage for all to make a welcoming atmosphere. For the enshittisphere that has been thrusted upon us- BYO.

Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social

I’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.

It’s a nice song. I don’t get the appeal of a mid-tempo, came in second place ballad. But, I didn’t like the Christopher Cross radio hits after the first album.

Natalie Weiner@natalieweiner.bsky.social

trying to make sense of "choosin' texas" takery. tl dr I think we're in a culturally improved place overall if choosin texas is bigger than morgan wallen (yes he is probably coming home to roost but i'm hoping against hope he won't) www.dontrocktheinbox.com/t/

Proposed third season of The Munsters dealt with Herman’s conversion from Eisenhower Republican to Farm Labor activist, and Babe Paley got it axed

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[Roger Miller voice] Well roses are red And pansies are straight And I can’t write in 13/8. Got Moog in the back To lengthen my songs But Nashville tells me Now my hair’s too long. Dang Me. Dang Me…

Bill Zuka (Debuting This Week)@billzuka.bsky.social

Great post! Random trivia: The entire 12 song Roger Miller album Golden Hits is a minute shorter than Side 1 of Abbey Road. Sometimes less is more

When the news broke and the age 80 was given, I thought of Jack Benny, John Lewis, Alex Trebek and the working 80 year olds who “rescheduled” appearances. If it is Pancreatic, then is it some time bomb that we have to diffuse at age 78-81? #saturnreturn www.npr.org/2026/08/25/n...

npr.orgDolly Parton, one of country music's most singular performers, has died at age 80The artist was a star performer in country music and went on to become one of the genre's most recognizable and universally adored ambassadors to broader popular culture.

I am not in favor of calling it the Two Girls One Cup and John F. Kennedy Memorial Performing Arts Center. I think it will turn donors and ticket buyers away from supporting the center.

Matthew Sheffield@matthew.flux.community

1/2 After Trump politicized the Kennedy Center by illegally putting his name on it, the organization experienced a $100 million decline in revenue as audiences and donors declined to support it. The Trump cronies on the board kept this information from the public:

It’s like if John Henry played the steam engine to a draw and reached over to shake heads and the steam engine went down

NBC News@nbcnews.com

A Chinese humanoid robot outran Usain Bolt’s 100-meter sprint world record on the opening day of the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, posting a time of 9.39 seconds — 0.19 faster than Bolt’s pace in 2009.

The oddity of a $7 ticket to a GBV show and then talk to Pollard for 40 minutes at a house party after is not lost on me. I hope my kids are finding their joy in the aftertimes and making it work for themselves.

jon christian@jonchristian.net

kids today are literally confused about whether "partying" was real or an urban legend

John Phillips is about to get more money from Delta corporate than John Phillips (the dead composer) ever made in his life.

JJ in DC@jjindc.bsky.social

🧊✈️ 👉COLLABORATOR👈‼️🤨 “It was supposed to be a routine work trip to Las Vegas, but a 👉DELTA👈 agent told him the airline was working to upgrade his seat. “He just needed to board last.” REMEMBER WHO COLLABORATES

The thing about assimilation is that makes an ass out of sim and ilation

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

RAJU: Why use El-Sayed's full name in attack ads? Are you trying to say, 'Hint hint, he's Muslim'? TIM SCOTT: Not at all RAJU: But why not just use the name he goes by? TIM SCOTT: Listen, I go by Timothy Eugene. I get called that all the time.

Required ECON reading for the new semester

The Onion@theonion.com

“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley

Living in a state that picked a criminal over a woman with public administration credentials for governor TWICE feels an awful lot I am sitting in the barometer.

Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com

I'd be interested in some thoughts from Americans on here on an idea: Over the last 5 years, have you found yourself identifying more with your home state than the US as a whole over time?

Dumb luck to be in place to cover a major weather event and they are going to duck it

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Fox at Mount Rushmore: They just said there is severe weather on the way. In fact, they said hail could be coming and they are urging everybody to get inside. We're going to get to shelter.

the party of Estes Kefauver would play this on a loop

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.