Poltergeist Teeth

really wish I'd stop getting texts telling me to go vote. Or reminding me I voted in every past election (guess what geniuses--I'm gonna keep doing it) I am not driving half an hour to go pay for parking down town when I can just wait until election day and walk to the elementary school.

“We’re going to shame and pressure you into being civically engaged!” Dipshits, you are preaching to the choir. You don’t have the phone numbers of the people who this message might work on.

really wish I'd stop getting texts telling me to go vote. Or reminding me I voted in every past election (guess what geniuses--I'm gonna keep doing it) I am not driving half an hour to go pay for parking down town when I can just wait until election day and walk to the elementary school.

On our trip to Vermont a week or two ago, I was astounded at how many solar panels I saw. Many houses had their own arrays. My wife’s uncle had a huge set of them to power his home. I know it’s more of a necessity up there because of the rural-ness of the area, but I was still impressed.

Fuck these stupid parents. I hate sports culture. Had my five year olds in soccer this past spring, got chewed out by the opposing team’s coach because my son was playing grab-ass with kids on the other team. They. Are. Kids. None of them have the same talent. Not all of them are interested either!

These people are fucking crazy. Thinking they’ve got the next Pele, instead of teaching their kids that sports should be first and foremost a fun social activity.

Doin thangs

It's alive! Temps are good. 68 C running Avowed. 50 C on startup. Idfk. I'm not a computer engineer.

Doin thangs

Almost ready to put it back together 🤞

Time to watch my man Roddy Ho be a big fucking despicable doofus 🐌🐴

so like, you can catch a football at a pickup game in the park, and run to the endzone, and just keep running, and run all the way to the stadium, and spike the ball in the endzone in the stadium? what does "open-world football game" even mean

Some of the football players are smoking underneath the bleachers, and they're not dressed for practice. I crouch-sneak over to the sideline and snag a set of Shoulderpads +1, but the coach sees me and blows his whistle. My cover is blown! Time to hightail it out of here!

so like, you can catch a football at a pickup game in the park, and run to the endzone, and just keep running, and run all the way to the stadium, and spike the ball in the endzone in the stadium? what does "open-world football game" even mean

I wake up in my apartment and throw on a sweat suit, take the elevator downstairs. I catch a cab to the park and eat a hot dog. Now I have Football Energy. I am ready to Football. I see some guys playing a pick-up game. I walk over to them and ask if I can join.