Ted
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โ๐ตWhoa oh, itโs off to work he goes, In the name of science and all its wonders๐ถโ ~ Men at Work #5280Native #NIST Helium wrangler. \\// -(@ @)- --oOO-- (_)-- OOo--
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My latest desktop friend, Bitbot! 3D print credit: Thingiverse.com/thing:1434797
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โIโm an alpha-male! A real man! I donโt take shit from no one. I take testosterone to be big and strong and I could kick anyoneโs ass!โ Wow! Whoโs your hero? โThis bloated, decrepit, incompetent, blathering old sack of shit who can barely stay awake during his own press conferences. Heโs AWESOME.โ
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Dear Mother, By the time you receive this letter, I hope our long hours of guarding the nationโs Reflecting Pool will be over. The camp has been struck by dysentery from the algae. I thought arresting people for no reason would prove more fun, but all I want now is to return home. Your loving son.
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BREAKING: The Dark Horse will reopen in Louisville after closing its #Boulder location last month. And yes, the bathroom doors are going to the new location www.axios.com/local/boulde...