Ted

Ted

@tekee.bsky.social

โ€œ๐ŸŽตWhoa oh, itโ€™s off to work he goes, In the name of science and all its wonders๐ŸŽถโ€ ~ Men at Work #5280Native #NIST Helium wrangler. \\// -(@ @)- --oOO-- (_)-- OOo--

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Ted reposted

โ€œIโ€™m an alpha-male! A real man! I donโ€™t take shit from no one. I take testosterone to be big and strong and I could kick anyoneโ€™s ass!โ€ Wow! Whoโ€™s your hero? โ€œThis bloated, decrepit, incompetent, blathering old sack of shit who can barely stay awake during his own press conferences. Heโ€™s AWESOME.โ€

Hey kids, your president thinks the fact that you canโ€™t afford a place to live, let alone OWNโ€ฆ is a โ€œyawn.โ€ Vote accordingly, every chance you get!

Ted reposted

Dear Mother, By the time you receive this letter, I hope our long hours of guarding the nationโ€™s Reflecting Pool will be over. The camp has been struck by dysentery from the algae. I thought arresting people for no reason would prove more fun, but all I want now is to return home. Your loving son.

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Will Bunch@willbunch.bsky.social

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

JFC! How the fuck is $4.55/gallon putting us "in a good place?"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

With gas at $4.55 a gallon, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says "we're in a good place" for fuel prices, and urges Americans to drive this summer, saying "we encourage all Americans to take a road trip"

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Where is your tipping point where you consider alternate ways to commute? I'm planning on at least once a week on my e-bike, maybe more.