Ten Webbs

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties. It’s called being a fucking genius.

I was at the gym yesterday and ngl my chest and shoulders looked huge

Spiders Christ, Fucking Spiders - Horrifying Planet

found a place to stay but I still need some help with fuel and car maintenance to get there, anything is appreciated and I'll be streaming every night til the 31st to help raise the last $300 I need for this move starting tonight around 5pm PST ko-fi.com/lucariosbutt www.twitch.tv/lucarijoee

Please release Digger (2026) in theaters again @warnerbrospictures.bsky.social we were actually all busy that weekend. I’m serious this time.

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Just saw Digger. You guys made a mistake if you didn't go see it in theaters

Getting kicked out of a polycule like I’m getting voted off Survivor.

To be clear: Necrophilia is not gay.

My Guards....... they're gonna lose.......

Made a yummy spicy pasta. We are 2/2 on good meals made this week. #ChefTen #ChefTenaissance

Miguel Rojas had many memorable moments throughout his career None of them are funnier than this play while mic’d up 🤣

Postponed Game 4 of the ALCS but it’s fine. It’ll be 45° tomorrow. They are a team from Florida and they play inside. They’re not built for it.

There it is!

Seeing people write about John Brown and condemning his violence on the 167th anniversary of The Raid on Harpers Ferry. I’m not condemning shit. John Brown knew what he was about and didn’t fuck around.

It’s not bad. I would even call this pretty good #ChefTen

I’m making chili #ChefTen

The Petey Halpin Game The Guardians defend home field and take a 2-1 ALCS lead!

it might be happening... the 10 year anniversary runback.......

John Capitalism casually approaching his lane #Deadlock

Department of Homeland Security job posting: "defend your culture ... against illegal foreign infiltration"

this is how i felt giving a presentation in sixth grade

youtu.be/sp_3ORLK7ZE?...

sorry i haven't been posting much today. the data center that generates my posts has been destroyed

the hell

Resident Evil again twitch.tv/ten_webbs

Called it 6 months ago ALCS BOUND BABY

Cleveland supporting Cleveland 🤝 Cavaliers guard Donovan Mitchell is in the house for ALDS Game 5!

RT @SlangsOnSports: José Ramírez!! This pitch was 0.74 ft above the ground That is: -lowest pitch he’s homered on in his career, including playoffs -lowest pitch for a postseason homer in MLB under tracking (2008)

José Ramírez hit this pitch for a home run?!

Gavin Williams is a fucking machine tonight

Gavin Williams strikes out three in another scoreless frame!