baba yaga bear

Thin Ice opening with that Limp BIZKIT sample feels like I’m 16 getting my hands on the Exquisite Taste mixtape and I’m about to make trunk cassettes a three week hyperfixation. Actually, rapsky (is that a thing?) any good H-Town tapes I need to check out?

A tough thing in explaining to people why having children is enjoyable is that all the bad stuff is very easy to explain (lost sleep, lost time, more sickness, less sex, etc. etc.) whereas most of the really good stuff whispers.

Bahahahahahahaha THATS WHAT BROKE THE SKIN?!?

yeah the "testosterone makes you angry and violent" idea hurts trans men but another big reason to push back on it is we are taught that so that we excuse cis mens actions (even subconsciously) bc we think it's just a result of their hormones and they can't control it

“Affordable health care and pothole repairs” HOT GIRLS FOR ZORAN YALL DID THIS

Elitists don’t understand that people can love Cheesecake Factory without believing it’s the crème de la crème because elitists have deluded themselves to believe everything they consume is “THE BEST.” They think we take whatever slop we’re handed because they do.

Bro, people want fake jobs and real lives and you are screwing the pooch on deliverables.

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

I misread this as “Blow him off,” and got really excited to read MbS’s catty reads of Kushner about how he just cannot with Jared

is being conservative the new “punk rock”? of course not you fuckin dip shit

Not to be a conservative or anything, but I’ll say this as a veteran of a pissing war with a one eyed communist cat… It builds character. Can’t change what God made for ya. Gotta be greater than the smell.

Again I say, the scam economy is consuming the political will to fight authoritarianism.

Every attempt at eugenics renders the same terrible results, like, have you met pugs? But we all know what these two specific sociopaths are aiming for as proof of concept, right?

Funko Pops are proving they need to be dragged before The Hague

They know their audience. They know what they did.

Get in the fucking robot, Beshear, or else Alexandria has to!

RICO!!! RICO!!! RICO!!!

Why do I imagine them debating wether they should engage in strikes the way two frat dudes argue about calling their dealer for a reup at 3AM “I’m just saying man a little bump and we’ll be GREAT” “But I have midterms in the morning” “Naw man that’ll be GREAT for midterms”

Tommy PeeTell is my new Drag King name

It feels like there was a moment around COVID where a certain corner of the web’s “Talk shit and add nothing” culture became the totality of the internet. It’s like we made this our container for our rage in a time of powerlessness and a lot got hooked on that feeling.

God I really need to watch the new Fielder or nothing will make sense for a while here, huh?

She just like me fr fr

Just a whole generation who made it to being geriatric toddlers. Never once in their lives did they have a worse day than a dropped ice cream cone.

This is the delivery of a woman who has 86’d her opposition at 3AM more times than you can possibly understand. AOC x Andy is the way.

Tag yourself, I’m Trotsky photobombing Soviet power

FUN FACT: We have London Dry Gin because England tried to make this like they tried to taxidermy that tiger the one time, and had to load it full of sugar to make it drinkable. That caused too many deaths, they banned Gin in London, learned how to actually distill, and that’s why it’s Dry Gin.

the most confused maga guy in the world pulling the lever for abdul el-sayed bc he heard DSA was trying to kill democrats

It’s not a ranch water unless you use:

Bro cannot pull a bigger crowd than your local jam grass band playing the state fair absolutely hilarious

To Add, it really does feel downstream of America’s ability (maybe cinema adjacent) to turn anything into an entertainment commodity.

Mamá rocks the 44 like they retired the jersey after he left.

I think it’s awesome that some birds dropped out of residency in the last month.

I know that some people defend frats as a free association/anti-censorship/civil liberties kinda thing, and lemme tell ya: that's bullshit. you can nuke every frat from orbit and it will have zero impact on campus life, zero chilling effect on other clubs, and only piss off a handful of true morons

What a total loser

and what do you call your act

Within an organization, you want to normalize hiring and promoting LGBT people. You don't want that to depend on individual "moral resolve" because trust me, there are a lot of cowards. You want it to be routine, built into the bureaucracy.