The Absolutely Never Show

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this is just insanely damning stuff when you lay it all out democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

The president is talking about the $5,000 voting bribe again! Truly amazing, sir, no one believed in it when you first promised it. youtu.be/z5qg2rWSdu0

Sure, the United Nations says it would be torture, and all over the world people are denouncing it as barbarity. But what if your whole philosophy were “no one can tell us what to do, and we’re gonna prove it by doing everything that’s bad”? www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

First they came for some group and then they just stopped after that, right? www.npr.org/2026/10/04/n...

How do we say this without making it sound like we're bragging? (Although we are?) Our interview with Steamboat Willie-era Micky took the grand prize at Minneapolis's Scream It Off Screen gong show last night. www.patreon.com/absolutelyne...

It's true, Mr. Job Search Algorithm. There are two ways we could go with what I've learned.

Ever notice how the demo video for every AI video generation tool is basically “make a beautiful woman do whatever you want?”

Amazing when a question is posted like this and all of the replies have the same (correct!) answer.

Is the Argentine Beef Safe to Eat? youtube.com/shorts/9iGi4...

“Superintelligence may make mistakes.”

Appreciate beautiful serendipity when you see it.

Over time a system has emerged in which most people in America must pay thousands of dollars a year to own, fuel, and maintain a car if they want to continue to experience the privilege of "living." We present here a completely unbiased review of the logos of some of these automotive "brands."

Worst time for whom, Bloomberg? www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

We should all be offended at how he lowballed us with the $5000 vote bribe: Demand your presidentially-signed “enigma” cards!

Old KGB tactic: Distract them from the real news by using an inflatable decoy

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/capital-is...

The time we were legally (divinely) required to have a 19th-century conservative deliver a passionate screed from the couch.

Something is wrong on The Internet.

An in-depth interview and demonstration of technology that could end the complete mystery of what your cat is thinking when it looks at you with the death stare.

The president’s book on wealth accumulation leaves us with a question: Who is this “mysterious Jeffrey?”

Presidential crypto.

arguably looks worse