the devil

I will heal the world.

Tampa Bay has been struck with one hundred million tactical nuclear warheads

ADAM SILVER

recent sandwiches

When model trains were being demoed for the first time people had never seen anything like them before so the first audience thought the model trains were coming right at them. And they were but due to their miniaturized scale there were no serious consequences.

stimulating discussion from the Halo 3 boards on GameFAQs, circa 2009

BREAKING: Bill Maher has been struck by a one-ton superheated Tungsten rod delivered via an orbital weapons program. Pentagon sources tell AP that the strike was requested and authorized by the President.

Bom Video indeed, Senhor Presidente... Bom video

need those refs home addresses

Packers are generally undisciplined but some of these calls are pretttttty wack

Aaron Ashby

Wild Sal

Shacksbury's Sweater Weather you are officially my Cider of the Autumn!

GOD

oh my fucking GOD

went to the kitchen for more sauerkraut and missed the run, do I have to just stay in the kitchen?

great infield work there

met Lilly Wachowski tonight

France and the European continent broadly has been thrown into chaos in my absence. I can restore balance to Europe and to France... if they let me.

alan alda. still alive

im just realizing that im so younger brothers that im not really friends with other younger brothers. only older brothers in my life

i just want everyone else in the world to suffer is that too much to ask for

my extremely powerful vest

solemnly: commence the attack.

I've seen enough: The Philadelphia 76ers have won the trade!

many thoughts re: YCSE still pinging around my skull like a .22 looking forward to The Devils tonight excited to see what The 400 Theater is looking like Movie Theater week is underway

hello. i am here to kill you.

made a website for my tape label clangortapes.com

Dunston Chicken

good start now let's get that fucking bum Kuzma out of the building while we're at it

redemption, vindication, et. al.

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Lmao Jordan Love is so good, man.