The Associate

i can't believe i never thought to do this before

incredible things are happening on x, the everything app

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in the graved yard. straight up "farming it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits - jimmy carter, 2024

"You know, my wife, she's a big fan of pre-existing conditions. Can't get enough of them, can't qualify for any coverage, we're up to our eyeballs in medical debt. So what I'm sayin' is that I think this guy just tripped on the sidewalk."

Speaking of dreams I once had one where I met Will.I.Am, but he changed his name to Chill.I.Am, but pronounced like William but chill I will never be as funny as my dreams are and I've learned that's ok

I regularly have sleep paralysis, during which Danny Trejo walks into my room, puts his finger to his lips, and walks around the bed towards me I usually wake up before he gets to me but any night may be when it finally happens and he gets to me At this point I just want to know what happens next