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AI Guy Asks AI To Help Him Read Difficult Books

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Had to doublecheck the date on this

what being alive currently feels like

i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

I can’t believe that as recently as a few months ago, the consensus Democratic Party position, even on the left, was that you couldn’t call to ‘abolish ICE.’ Good luck to the Democratic candidates who run in 2028 while opposing the abolition of ICE. A rogue fascist agency.

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

frasier: niles did you see the world's two worst people are fighting? niles: i didn't know maris's mother was in town

Indiana and Oklahoma City. David Stern is rolling over in his grave.

Groimes storship ixplordid

I don’t know if bugs sleep and frankly I don’t want to know. Some dumb fly taking a nap. Yeah get your rest you gross idiot, we need you at your best to ruin things

The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

"What do you know about social media platforms and ketamine addicts, 007?"

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

A reminder that Trump, the luckiest man on earth, like in 2017, is inheriting a strong, growing economy with months & months of job growth & growing real wages (even though most Americans don’t know it!), & will almost certainly 1) take credit for it and 2) screw it all up again.

Good looking out thanks man

frasier: apparently the gunman wrote deny, defend, depose niles: i believe those were maris's wedding vows

trump will be the next reagan in the sense that in 30 years every time you notice some horrible defect in society you'll do some quick research and trace it back to trump

just got a warning on amazon prime video that “piracy is not a victimless crime. see [website] for more on how it hurts the economy” which is very funny to me because it makes it sound like the victim is “the economy.”

One million trillion for sure Scottie! Does that feel good Scottie? Getting replies that make your brain chemicals go pop buzz whoosh? One thousand billion championships Scottie! Ha ha ha ha