Adrian (TheGoonVO)

in case of any new traffic: it was my nickname since elementary school.. think to yourself hockey, or ole timey gangster... not, well, you know, 21st century brainrot definitions

thank you 💯 I've even seen some wanna point out how many Irish have ever won the Nobel Prize and I'm sorry but THAT'S EXACTLY THE REASON THEY SAY THIS RACIST SHIT SO YOU'LL THINK ITS OK TO SAY RACIST SHIT TOO and can we maybe just... not?

apparently we have entered the "trailer park" era of climate innovation

never forget that one of Blueskys most popular users, a NYT writer, told us all to stfu about Trump stealing elections and today? Today the NYT runs a story of Mamdani playing basketball... and shades it with FAR more venom than anything they've ever written about The Grand Orange Shitler.

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for the last 2 years I'd been learning audio and video editing on an Intel i5 4670 That's DDR3 btw we're looking to upgrade to a mini M6 Mac with 24gb of RAM and a 512ssd that's like going from a skateboard to a Honda Civic it's hard to describe the step up adequately I'm so excited 😊

i promise you that blatantly obvious AI post you just shared is not going to help anyone beat Trump

what the hell happened to Manchester United??

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evergreen

It’s batshit crazy the number of men that will not accept any kind if limit on who they can try to stick their dick in. Students, child marriage, under age girls, subordinates at work, domestic help, tell a certain type of man,”Hey dude maybe you shouldn’t” has them crying & throwing up.

add "Between My Legs" to a movie title "The Unbearable Likeness Of Being Between My Legs"

seriously

The CEO of the Factory must be stoked at the number of red hat “protest meal” people who are about to descend on that tacky place. Eating 6000 calories worth of fettuccine alfredo to own the libs.

If you consider Cheesecake Factory to be high-class dining I'm betting you also clap on the 1s and 3s

"I can't find cheap stuff without the marketplace" maybe you shouldn't be buying stuff "I can't find a date without Facebook" maybe you should be alone "I can't find stuff to do without the event page" maybe you shouldn't be talking to people ya know, the world kinda just works this stuff out

one of the quickest ways to get me to instantly lose respect for someone is for them to say they can't leave Facebook/Twitter because of events, or the marketplace, or whatever grow the fuck up already we all gotta slide off into 1984 because you're over 30 and still don't know how to get laid??

"You know, the best way to win the Daytona 500 is to not enter the race at all" Ok well they still plan on handing out that laurel, so I'ma at least start driving that direction moron

1st congrats 👏🎉 2nd this is tangentially connected but... i make my own GIFs & i figured out awhile ago that most of the ones i want dont exist so i stared making my own today was the day i realized i do not have a 'Crazy Ray' GIF (iykyk) that is something i shall have to remedy way to go #DCCA

crazy to step back and realize that sports and teen media outlets have been leading the pack in responsible journalism during the last 10-15 years youtube.com/shorts/fCvPw...

ICE VIOLENTLY BEAT A FATHER IN FRONT OF HIS 1 YEAR OLD CHILD. Please repost this every 🔊 bsky.app/profile/resi...

people are fighting back i've been the "ffs guys we HAVE to start punching back!" guy for over a decade now and i gotta say... lately?? we kinda are. im not saying we're throwing perfect punches every time or anything but at least we're swinging that's a start

November 3 is Election Day. That's your reminder to know who's on your ballot, research your candidates, and make a plan to vote. And don't sleep on the down-ballot races. Local elections shape what happens in your community every single day.

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almost as if they're all working for the other side ... or something

Idk if this counts but stop rubbing me on one spot (shoulder, back, etc) because you're so happy to see me rubbing across a single spot on my body THROUGH CLOTHES for more than a few seconds is literally like nails on a chalkboard to me stop it

You know a gene is selfish when its DNA twists the wrong way, as demonstrated by the left-handed double-helix proudly adorning the 50th Anniversary Edition of the multimillion copy bestseller on this topic.

if you're a fan of fans, genuinely enjoy seeing folks support a team, regardless of their record, you really need to inject some Bundesliga into your life best crowds in the world and 2nd place isn't even in the rearview mirror 💥 just phenomenal 💥