The Exorsims

New people are are arriving from the bad website so please remember that if you are a Republican I think you are a bad person and do not want you to follow me.

Decided early on that I was going to be the one to bring the Fraction style chaos energy to this one.

It's our annual Halloween special with @benitocereno.bsky.social! We're stuck in the Backstreets (legally distinct from the Backrooms) and need a playlist for our Halloween party!

Hopefully somewhere will post nice shareable cover images and preview pages soon, but I can say that among the things I have coming out in December is the all-new STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS 2026 ANNUAL, featuring Santa vs Dracula, at last

A thing that sucks about living Right Now is that Castlevania: Belmont's Curse is a 10/10 game that I loved, but there are a couple of weird typos in some of the text that made me think "Wait is this because of Gen AI or just someone goofin' up."

We're very happy to welcome @geneselassie.bsky.social onto the show this week to talk about Pro Wrestling for Dummies and Avengers for Dummies!

What a strange and wonderful life it must be, to be good at parrying in video games.

Hell Yeah Alucard

Comics Catch-Up! For October, Matt finally filled in one of his big horror manga blind spots, Uzumaki! Chris was very brave and powered through, too.

Not gonna lie though, the part where Dracula returns to England on a boat and then creates a tidal wave of blood and glowing eyes that contains the souls of every person he's ever murdered and then uses it to kill like a thousand dudes in 30 seconds in in fact rad as hell.

Writer married to a mean brunette with glasses.

Yeah, that's probably what happened.

Longtime friend of the show @jeremywhitley.bsky.social joins us for this week's episode to talk Navigating With Your Vol. 2 and much more!

What’s the normal amount of times to think about the Battle of Pelennor Fields every day of my life?

Wild that they made like 20 of those games and still just kept calling them "Resident Evil."

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Talent Show #3 is up on Patreon for patrons now!

Sword ratings are back on this week's episode!

Longtime pal @thekylestarks.bsky.social returns to the show this week to talk about Louise Sprouse Stole My Heart (And I Have Two Hours To Get it Back), which is on Kickstarter now!

The absolute God damned nerve of naming that humorless milquetoast loser “Doug Funnie.”

Like, this one’s from 2013.

Since it’s #bisexualvisibilityday I feel like I should finally confess that ya boy sneaks Bisexual Lighting into my paintings on the regular and have been doing so all along.

"Chris and Matt, Debating Poopbutt"

It's Darmok Day.

Dickie Barrett, just offscreen: "Well"

Group chat with @mattdwilson.net and @benitocereno.bsky.social is popping off.

The wildest thing about Resident Evil 4 is that this motherfucker very visibly does NOT carry a briefcase.

Darmok AND Jalad? In THIS economy?

Just got to the room in Resident Evil 3 where they store all their extra Nemeses as vacuum packed MOC action figures.

We're super happy to welcome @tillybridges.bsky.social and @susanlbridges.bsky.social to this week's show to talk Star Trek Voyager: Homecoming and Just Another Summer!

What are you missing if you aren't on our Patreon and aren't getting Talent Show? For one, a lengthy discussion of this panel. Episode 2 is up now!

Talking with Gavin about wrestling is super fun! I recommend it

Comics Catch-Up! Find out how we felt about the latest New Gods run by Ram V, Evan Cagle, and a whole bunch of guest artists!

I think Raccoon City PD is the only police department to ever actually be defunded.

We have, as a culture, largely moved away from crest- and medallion-based architecture for municipal buildings.

Surely there had to be LITERALLY ANY OTHER LOCATION in Raccoon City that they could’ve used for the police station. This is why you need to go to city council meetings.