Rye Lange

Yung Gravy at Luther College. What am I doing?

This is what the short-fingered vulgarian considers "funny". He won't be laughing in 15 days. #AccountabilityIsComing11/3

Rob Sand to Zach Lahn: "You literally voted in Kansas in 2018, and in '20, and in '22. You registered to vote in Iowa less than two years ago—it'll be coming up next month. This is not about why you're in Kansas, this is about the fact that you're not in Iowa."

🔥 LUKE KEASCHALL | 19.00 BR (9/25) 🔥 4-for-5 | 2 R | 3 RBI | 1 SB — Four hits and the #2 BR of the day. 🔥 BatterRating.com #MLB #Twins #LukeKeaschall #BR

Cam resection addressed the hip impingement. Labral repair is the big thing here. Better to have the repair for long-term. Will likely lengthen the recovery timeline. Previous studies have put return from labral repair at 6+ months.

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

Gleeman and The Geek listener just passed this along: Twins' presale for playoff tickets starts tomorrow.

IMPOSSIBLE. He's been a perpetual, non-stop source of embarrassment to all decent humans since he first rode down that escalator to declare all Mexicans criminals, drug dealers & rapists. He's the worst thing to happen to our country, EVER.

Joe Ryan threw a 25-30 pitch bullpen session at Rate Field this afternoon. Manager Derek Shelton said there is a good chance Ryan returns to the majors for his next outing (Monday in Detroit?).

#MNTwins 2024-2026 First half record: 149-138 (.519) Second half record: 68-104 (.395)

MLB would be better off without the Cleveland Guardians

Felt brave, won't delete later

This Twins Prospect Deserves Your Attention 🆕📺➡️ youtu.be/0OBTbFYwOEE

You’ll like it, you’ll love it, you’ll want some more of it! 🚨 Repost for a chance to win a pair of tickets and VIP Lounge passes to @TheTimMcGraw's Pawn Shop Guitar Tour at Target Field on Aug. 23rd and this signed @TaylorGuitars!

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The memories will be so thick

Get you a first baseman that can do both

My only trip to Target field so far this year and it’s for Banana Ball!

AM #MNTwins News: The Minnesota Twins are promoting top SS prospect Kaelen Culpepper. Culpepper has an .845 OPS with 14 home runs (31 XBH), and 17 SB in 74 games for AAA St. Paul.

Tremendous pickoff from Yoendrys Gómez

Joe Ryan: OUT - STRAINED ASS

Between this and Kaelen Culpepper, it's The Year Of The Glute Injury™ for the Twins.

Royals are 8-4 vs. the Twins and 40-63 vs. all other teams.

And now everything with Joe Ryan's recent struggles and cryptic quotes starts to make a bit more sense. bsky.app/profile/nigh...

The effective federal corporate income tax rate: 1950: 50% 1990: 25% 2020: 13% Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate. That is how we will pay for it.

This view 😍 Phillies vs. Twins at The Field of Dreams is just 9 days away!

The Minnesota Twins are too stupid to die.

Kody Clemens erases a 3-run deficit with one swing as the @twinsbaseball.bsky.social come back to win! (MLB x @PolymarketSport)

Same Josh 😂

INJECT THIS INTO OUR VEINS

Not the oldest guy here but I gotta be close.

Beginning a crucial home stand vs. two non-contending teams, the Twins were shut out in a game started by a pitcher with a 6.64 ERA. They lost, 2-0 to the A's, and are now 51-54 with eight games left until the trade deadline.

#MNTwins have been outscored 34-9 over the past four games.

Twins and Phillies Field of Dreams jerseys have leaked (via u/simtek34 and @PhilsTailgate)

The Twins gave away a lot of extra outs in the fifth inning and it cost them their four-game win streak in a 9-5 loss to the Diamondbacks. “Balls that were hit at people. We have to be able to finish plays.” www.startribune.com/minnesota-tw...

Byron Buxton is putting up MVP numbers in 2026: AVG: .270 HR: 23 RBI: 36 SLG: .589 OPS: .919 (MLB x @Goodyear)

The first place teams in the American League

New favorite Byron Buxton reaction:

Twins are now 65-97 in their last 162 games, which is the worst record in the American League.

Pirates are taking shots at the Twins after sweeping them

Austin Martin just made an unbelievable catch 🤯

Ober got the win last night and now 1 of you can win today! 🚨 REPOST NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN A SIGNED BAILEY OBER BASEBALL

Yoendrys Gómez, Proven Closer.

That's just the Joe Ryan Experience, baby 😂

📸🍿💫 Tickets to the Obama Presidential Center available May 6.

Wait, there are fans of the Minnesota Twins?

Yankees/Rangers

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

This lineup has a devil magic element we haven’t seen from the Twins in quite some time.