thelippyfish

Faded af is also faded af backwards

Three Dog Fart

Shit, piss, f*ck Wouldn't you know it's just my l*ck.

I used to meow at cats and they would meow back and we would have entire conversations. Now they just look at me like I'm crazy.

I like marshmallow eggs because you can eat the shell.

Tulips

Cuando calienta el sol ahi en la playa, lamento no estar.

Blue eyed people are mutants.

Stay weird, and read books.

I miss bellbottoms.

George named his kids George. Now you will, too.

art and culture keep getting more conservative, which is why i will always scoff at ppl concerned with being “cringe” be weird, be real, be you; god knows we need it more than ever

Indignant looks from cats = its own CATegory.

People posting food pics are sure helping with my grocery list.

Was trying to come up with the word aviation. Came up with avionics and aviatronics.

Without understanding why or if acceptable (like much of life): Ashes to Ashes Fart too funky

this and a slinky >>>

But it has been fornicating with it.

THAT NEW CHESAPEAKE OYSTER CATCHERS LOGO MY GOODNESS

Both of these were too vanilla for me. Fraggle Rock matched my freak energy.

It's the weekend, baby

Dans Le Temps Petula Clark Downtown French Version www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOCm...

What if vodka came in rum flavor?

can i offer you an egg in this trying time

Idea: bike pants with ass cut outs.

post I put actual effort into and think is really funny: 20 likes and 1 repost post that says this soda tastes good: 500 likes 50 reposts

#OneHitHistory Famed blues guitarist Robert Cray earned US #OneHitWonder honors the week ending Mar. 21, 1987, when the Robert Cray Band entered the US Top 40 at #36 with “Smoking Gun." It spent 6 weeks on the chart, peaking at #22. #OneHitWondering #MusicSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gQE...

I both respect and fear the child who made this 100 step hopscotch track

Blue

one tiny upside nobody mentions when your mother dies is that you can just step on cracks all willy nilly

Boy, if this doesn't hit!

They call it a lavatory because you don't want to touch the floor.

Spring iz sprung.

My feed is screwy.