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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

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Im so glad to hear Andry survived!

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You didn’t vote for Kamala because you thought she was a warmonger and you spread that message to others. How you all holding up tonight?

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

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Y'all, I just got an announcement that the IRS is hiring again for certain positions. After they paid people to quit that same jobsm. . .

EPIC response.

JUST IN: Suspect in killing of Minnesota lawmaker and husband taken into custody and charged.

Imagine throwing a huge masturbatory birthday party that nobody came to. Meanwhile, millions of people across the world threw huge events devoted to how much of a piece of garbage you are. Oh wait.

Great sign…tens of millions of us

We’ve truly lost our way in this country. An 80-year-old vet who fought for this country just got arrested protesting Trump‘s parade. He deserves respect, not handcuffs.

Holy shit! Two Dem lawmakers and their spouses shot by a guy in body armor impersonating a police officer in MN.

Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay

I am devastated by the loss of Minnesota State Representative Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, in a horrifying act of violence. Our prayers are with their children and all who loved them, and with State Senator John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette, who were also targeted.

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

I don’t want to live in a world where people are in jail and barred from work for smoking weed but an unelected man actively abusing ketamine faces no repercussions for illegally seizing all of our data and making decisions that kill hundreds of thousands of people

Sweetness, my kids love this show.

I would like to think my state will take away something from this but I have doubts.

I am always down with more reasons to eat ice cream.

I read an article today about how DOGE employees got culture shock when they went to visit departments. They weren't expecting so many meetings with no actual decision making. I imagine they went to talk to the IRS and the employees just pulled out a literal rulebook. Well it's online now

If you’ve sent me a text and I didn’t respond please know that I didn’t forget you, you’ll live on in my subconscious as a vague sense of dread forever

happy mother's day

The most frustrating part of DOGE is the government does need help with waste but they are making everything harder and worse. I can't get help with behavior issues because two levels of management just quit. Systems have been down since 11 so no one can do their jobs basically all day.

If you were curious how returning to the office is going, productivity is way down, but office gossip is way up. I am also forced to leave my desk on time for swing shift, so no more unpaid overtime. Which sucks because I use that time to catch up because people won't stop talking to me all day

Honestly this best phrasing they could have used.

This might be the best quote I have seen all year.

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

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So per the EO, my federal probationary employees, instead of automatically becoming tenured once your probationary period ends, federal workers will now be fired automatically once their probationary period ends unless their agency submits some kind of paperwork 30 days in advance.

There is an entire political movement that believes the statement “if you work full-time in America, you should be able to pay your bills and have a savings account with your paycheck” is radical. We must come to an agreement that it’s not radical to demand that.

As a pro-natalist with six kids, I realize how hard it is to raise children. Here's why the government should cut funding for schools, Head Start, and children's health groups.

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Employment tax returns are typically filled four times a year. I have seen it five times this month alone that employee retention credits were refunded out on the wrong quarter. And we only have so much time allowed by law to claim that money back. I hope everyone thinks about that when IRS is fired

There is no way he wrote this because he can't read and spell well

“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement Photo: Yves Adams

I have been wondering this for years.

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BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.