The Masked Patriot

I worry that Delta closing its special services for those in Congress will make it more difficult for Ted Cruz to abandon his constituents in a crisis.

We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.

Wonder why MAGA figures started fighting each other? It's 100% attention-based. If they all spoke the same on everything it's white noise, so they switch on 1 issue or pick a fight with another, so they stand out. Point is from JD to MTG to Candace, they have no real beliefs, just calculated moves.

Democracy was fun.

For anyone wondering why Trump is watching RFK slowly remove all vaccines from our country, having previously never spoken on this, the answer is simple as w/all health care matters: HE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. He and his are already taken care of, and that's where his caring ends.

I think when we get our new President in 2028 we re-purpose ICE to deport all Republicans...

Democratic Party 100% perplexed how Trump can ❤️ Zohran. Their limited binary brains presumes Mamdani must've offered to make NYC more right wing like greenlighting ICE invasions or something. (Truth: ZM is a charming motherfucking pig w/no agenda and laser focus on being Mayor. Imagine that...)

They’re calling Megyn Kelly “Megyn R. Kelly" now.

say what u want about police but they are trained extensively, and know the rules and law (even if its abused or ignored by some) but these fucking ICE fuckheads clearly get ZERO training and do whatever the fuck they want. This needs to stop. Democratic officials and lawyers GET TO WORK!!!

#MTG is that villain in the TV drama who suddenly becomes everyone's friend, then in the last scene of the Season Finale we see what her plan REALLY is, and it's completely horrifying! MAGA characters are not people they're fucking cartoons playing a game. Don't be fooled...

Election night, MAGA claimed they won a mandate. So what? Problem was the Media & Dem Party was so shocked by the loss they caved in, bent over and spread their butt cheeks wide and CONCEDED Trump earned a mandate despite being months from a final vote count. Our DP leaders failed us!!! Never again!

BREAKING: Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes. Please Use it and SHARE! ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know: help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/ tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

I hate these memes. Like one kid takes a dump in the middle of the classroom and the teacher is lecturing ALL of us on bad behavior... #falseequivalence #CharlieKirk

Big sigh. Watch this. Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting? No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.

“Black women do not have the brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person’s slot”. -Charlie Kirk

Not sure how the Left could've shot #CharlieKirk when we're all a bunch of pussy snowflakes who hate guns...

People really need to seize on the reality that the ENTIRE Republican platform is 100% based on imaginary enemies who don't exist. It's why Trumpers believe he's such a warrior for them. Because he's been battling trolls, unicorns, goblins, and orcs for a decade.

Republican Sen. Josh Hawley introduces legislation to provide tariff rebate checks of at least $600 per adult and child to American families.

If there are any vampires out there or anyone knows any, please bite this guy. We need him for the long haul! #Bernie

What is accomplished by this from a govt POV??? Passports DO serve a purpose in identifying incomers. If the pic don't match the words the entire process is now useless making our borders LESS secure, which contradicts their "America safe" BS. Or maybe MAGA's #1 is actually just ruining TG lives.

If Germany had America's gun control laws, this would be 30+ people DEAD

A 71-year-old woman has died after her oxygen supply was cut off when Trump announced his federal funding freeze.

If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.

Main Motivations for #ElonMusk and why he's so specifically dangerous as Co-President with #DonaldTrump -Desire to remain World's Richest at any cost -Obsession with crushing the anti-racist/bigotry movements because he blames them for his daughter becoming TG -Joy of being admired for the first 2