Merry Mom

Ngl I could actually believe this as true

I wanna know what restaurants they are patronizing that requires an id? Strip club comes to mind 😅

100% this. I've had people argue that it's their money going towards their property taxes so why can't they use it for private school? Um... because that's an active choice you made to not send them to public school.

You have the right to send your child to a private religious school. You do not have the right to use taxpayer money to send your child to a private religious school.

Goated across several sports.

For the love of food please tell me why those pickles aren't cut ahead of time? As a long time worker in the food service industry & a vegetarian I shuddered when he used the same knife on both the sandwich and pickle. 😬

Oscar Piastri's first 9 wins all came at different tracks: 🇳🇱 Zandvoort 2025 🇧🇪 Spa 2025 🇪🇸 Barcelona 2025 🇺🇸 Miami 2025 🇸🇦 Jeddah 2025 🇧🇭 Bahrain 2025 🇨🇳 China 2025 🇦🇿 Baku 2024 🇭🇺 Hungary 2024

Life was 600% better before Trump.

Congratulations to the Georgia Women's Tennis Team!

I know it's not true, but in my head the Jack Hopkins and Liam Nissan accounts were the same person. I'll miss the Liam acct if it's truly gone. He worked magic on twitter keeping the maga in check.

Me, being left behind…❤️

I adore her determination!

I love this so much for Alex Jones.

Q - What is the closest we’ve got to the perfect driver? “Fernando Alonso in those Ferrari years is for me the closest we’ve had to perfection.” - Jolyon Palmer on F1 Nation.

F*cking a. I hate this administration so much.

This is hilarious. I wanna bring her a batch of protein energy bites to keep her going.

Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson (1994).

I would love to have him as our president. He has always been my #1 choice.

I feel seen 🧀

The fact that this isn’t an Administration-ending scandal, in and of itself, is astounding.

From a post: “Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization. So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

😅😅

Everything is a Hollywood movie to this U.S. administration.

Things I’ve never watched: The Apprentice The Kardashians Fox News I win!

I was just saying this earlier today. The amount of MAGA influencers who are supremely confident in their lack of knowledge about anything is something to be studied.

Guilty as charged

It's because they actually think it's a game. They have no real concept that going to war is different than playing CoD.

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.

ate too many potato chips and now my tummy hurts

Investigators just randomly discarding their gloves is mind boggling to me. Active scene or not, why the heck are they just littering the desert with their gloves?

I needed a good laugh to start my morning

Because of course she did.

We are living in an alternate reality where torture and murder is kept hidden.

Omg yes this.

Immigrants have paid more in taxes than they have received in benefits every single year for the past 30 years, according to new analysis from Cato. Remember this the next time Trump and his racist lackeys call immigrants "freeloaders."

I can’t believe how stupid everything is. I just hate the stupidity.

Excellent thread. As exhausting as it may be, it's so important to stay up to date on all this administration is attempting.

This would be funnier if it wasn't so very close to being true.

I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true, “People will always remember how you made them feel,"

As soon as women were allowed to have a credit card in thier own name my MIL got one & had it it until the day she died. She also always had her own investments etc because she knew first hand the difficulties of being a woman in the 50s & 60s.

This is beyond disgusting, disturbing, and despicable. My heart breaks for these immigrants who did everything right and were days and weeks away from citizenship. This administration is only interested in cruelty.

"I chose a crass serial rapist and adulterer, who calls women 'nasty' and 'piggy,' and took away by daughters' reproductive rights, over my daughters. So why are they displeased with me??? It must be all THEIR fault! I take no responsibility. NONE!"

Bingo

Nosferatu. I'm dead. It's such a perfect comparison.