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How it feels to Hawk Tuah in a 67 world

🎉MY NEW VIDEO IS OUT NOW!🎉 Analogue has become a big name among Retro Game Collectors for their high quality products and innovation... but then why did I find myself in a headache inducing and baffling series of events when ordering their console? FULL VIDEO: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBjz...

I should not be watching a Ben Stiller movie on a full ballsack

Chefs be like “yeah I cook”

What do they teach in hair cutting school that makes all barbers unanimously believe “trim it a bit” means “remove 80% of it”

I heard they’re adding Jonesy to Fortnite soon

Gonna start doing the Billy Butcher head tilt while I talk and see how long it takes for someone to punch me in the stomach

Thinking about when I was 15 and accidentally airdropped this image to my mother

Who wanna be my kirkentine

We already got a remake of OOT that’s “faithful to the original vision” and “fixes the water temple” let them get a little silly with it this time

Telling my job I need maternity leave in November

The door dasher I sent to McDonalds has been parked at Burger King for 20 minutes

Wife didn’t beat me tonight #blessed

Re-recording a joke in this video I’m making because the fake moan sounded too real

Every time I feel down about the state of this country I look at my ps2 spines and thank god I’m not European

I drank a snowglobe and they’re letting me name the disease

I get laid so often that to me sex scenes are just scenes

murder trials would go smoother if we were getting the victims to testify idk why they aren’t required to

No posts for a while My wife’s boyfriend found out I swear on here

I think I just reverse engineered child abuse nevermind

I’m gonna train a chatbot to speak with the exact mannerisms of myself when I was younger and then start berating it and telling it about all the worst events in my life

Heh, yeah

White people when they’re editing a youtube video and they have to fight the urge to use silent hill 2 menu sounds for every minor thing

You could put up a sign at a retail store that says “WARNING: SHOTGUN TRAP” in giant yellow text with a neon sign pointing to it and you’d still have a pile of mangled pellet ridden corpses at the door within an hour

How did people grind in RPGs before second monitors and fast forward features did you just like astral projection for 3 hours while you tortured yourself physically

My dream blunt rotation is third wheeling at a date between Geoff Keighley and Hideo Kojima

What the fuck was he playing

Guy talking to me about how great “Biohazard 2” is. What next, “Persona 5 Scramble: The Phantom Strikers??” Japan.

The other day I neglected to play a pc game I was in the mood for because I didn’t feel like getting up and getting the disc off my shelf and this image flashed in my mind like a friendly fire mind attack

How the fuck do I eat this

Ooooewoogho I’m so full

Just chugged a bottle of mercury. Hope nothing bad happens to me in 9-10 years.

When the cutaway gag has continuity so you realize this is some important shit

Thinking about this again

How do I explain to the lady at the ER that I’m here because I tried doing the Sonic Adventure pose

there's something really wrong with me today I think

I'm pulling castor, that way i can get a servant with beer creation magic, no command seals needed

The rest of the mages in the grail war after I use my last command seal to make my servant bring me yet another beer

They be putting stupid in the water in willamette mall

Gonna be more purple. Making it happen.

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When he said “together, we are the Yakuza 4” I felt that

Obligatory I’m in this go watch it post

Old people shuffle into the red lobster parking lot at 10:30 on a Tuesday like they sell crack and are the only suppliers