JerryTerry

Rediscovered this old WIP of a Hyperballad cover. I should definitely go back and finish this one sometime!

Be wary, traveler! If you venture beyond this gate, you may be faced with horrors beyond your comprehension. I hear chilling tales from those who return: Word of a game, an exact blend of Overwatch and League of Legends. There's NO WAY that's not as dogshit as it sounds. Yet its advocates roam free!

Need to move fast. Ellen rolled the dice and came up snake-eyes, I'm sure Portia's tipped off Daniel's goons by now. Heh. White, a symbol of innocence. But with innocence comes naïveté. Did he know? Is his soul as clean as his Vans, or was he in on it from the start? I'll have my answer soon enough.

Need to start asking questions. Was it real or all an act? Ellen comes home and flicks the lightswitch. They don't come on. A shadowy figure (me) in a gruff voice asks "where are the Damn Daniel kids?". She stays quiet til she sees my hostage. Let's just say Walmart is missing one yodeler tonight...

Everything is a lie. I'm losing my faith in the world, I can't handle this. I'm even starting to suspect those kids were exaggerating about how impressed they were with Daniel's white vans!!

aaaah look at all the lonely people aaaah look at all the lonely people camembert burger king's head in fulham serves up something surely to please erupts into cheese

rollin off my current production in late feb and will be availible for work! lookin for remote work in boards, character design/illustration. i have 6+ years experience in tv animation and want to draw things for YOU! curryswirl@gmail.com for board samples! #tvanimation #lookingforwork #portfolioday

I've had it with your lies. I'm starting to think there never even WAS a man from Nantucket!

Good news for ppl who feel so viscerally trapped inside their own useless flesh that they worry they'll awake one day from a dissociative episode to find with equal parts horror and bliss that they've desperately clawed it all off: i think there's maybe a steam sale on? I might've missed it, idunno.

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"Mixed Race" by Spring Silver A special thank you to @jerryterry.bsky.social, @6ami6an6.bsky.social, and everyone who contributed their time to helping make this album happen springsilver.bandcamp.com/album/mixed-...

just went and got several vials of blood taken out of me. they're going to be able to map my entire damn genome with the buckets of jerryblood they've made off with. but i swagged it out, tanked the drive home like a champ. maybe i dont even need that stuff, maybe it was just in there doing nothing.

yknow they made a show a while back about a bald dude on a spaceship and he said shit like "engage" and "make it so". im not lying. there were aliens also. and a robot guy who was sad that he didnt have emotions. and a talking dog that was like "going to Warp 12. Hang on tight, it's gonna get ruff!"

Mission Hill (2011)

We live on a mountain Right at the top There's a beautiful view From the top of the mountain Every morning I walk towards the edge And throw little dogs off Chihuahuas, shih tzus and terriers Whatever I find down at the pound (- byork if she throwed dogs instead of whatevar hyperballard is about)

best youtube tag i've seen

if i was challenged to spend the night in a haunted house, i would have no problem at all because i would just goto asleep

There's a piece of media i so so faintly recall. Show or movie maybe... someone's dreaming, and a kid turns to them and says "you're pissing yourself! you're pissing yourself!" and then they wake up and they peed. MIGHT'VE been one of the Scary Movies i haven't seen since I was a kid. Anyone know?

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I'm always reppin the big Gourd Mr Terry 🎃

the final word on this secret society larper shit is in twin peaks when the cops are like something serious is going down... we have to call the bookhouse boys... and then they cut to. literally the same cops but in a different building now and they are like we are no longer bound by the law lmao

yes Homer Simpson says "D'oh", but it's important to remember he also says "Woohoo". For every "Why you little", there's a "Mmm donuts". Life has its upside downs even for The Yellow Oaf himself. ups and downs i mean. When you have a cow, just hang tight and someone will be along to eat your shorts!

Damn, Daniel. Back at it again. Returning to the scene of the crime? Retreading old ground, you always were a creature of habit. Would that you were to be judged solely on the whiteness of your vans... but I'm afraid I can't let you pass this time, fancy footwear or no... *my boss healthbar appears*

I don't know much about megaman. He had a dog, I think? Also a girlfriend or sister... some kind of girl megaman. He jumps on his dog? Maybe? Like he bounces on it. Woah hold on, gay Jay Eazy be like "Bounce on my dog like I'm megaman"! We found something!! Thanks for coming with me I was so scared.

Wallis was literally SO fucking real when he said "it's the wrong trousers, gromit!". Cos like... for one, it WAS the wrong trousers, make no mistake about that. But also like... he KNEW he was fucked. Find yourself in a real moment of despair like that, all you can really do is tell your dog. Yeah.

Why on EARTH do you think I'd give the bedbugs PERMISSION to bite? You think it's simply a matter of me giving the go-ahead? Alright lads, I'm off for a nap so it's Open Season as far as my blood's concerned?? NO!!! OVBIOUSLY i'm not gonna LET tbe begbugs bite, do you think me an imbecile? Grow up!!

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

God. Watched DS9 before bed after spending a chunk of the day working on gamedev stuff. Had stressful dreams all night about trying to implement a Cardassian-based Godot node. A text woke me up, and my first waking thought was "oh thank GOD, this must be documentation from the Cardassian Embassy" 😭

looney tunes ass game

Leon E. Coyote #wilerunner

Thinking of becoming a Scottaboo. I want to go to GLESGA for a SAUSAGE SUPPER. I want to meet THE BIG YIN and dance atop FINNIESTON CRAN. And most importantly, I want to GET MASELF TAE FUCK.

It's hard to believe it's already been 10 years

I'm sure it's a dead horse in circles I don't follow, but like... that glaring hypocrisy in the new Spider-Man where he throws a hissy-fit at nearly having his face scanned while spending the whole movie using face-recognition to track 'bad guys'... in a smarter movie I'd think that was intentional.