sbeve

Bunch of Bull #art

oh god now i wanna fuck the burger

i got a burger and i #didntfuckit #changedman #idontfuckburgersanymore

My five year plan is to succumb to my injuries

might make something art-adjacent today. i feel the need

butts maybe

dreams of a faceless being

two buttholes

You wonder why nobody's tipping? Look at you, you're dressed like a peppermint stick and staring at the camera like you're doing balloon animals at a wake. Who the fuck pulls out a wallet to get depressed by a clown? Wash the greasepaint off and crack a smile.

ms. understood and mr. meanor

superb marion goonba

*burps and pukes up a little guy* ah shit I'm sorry you had to see that

(guy who has never seen a horse) Im so hungry I could eat a really big meal

There's Like a Guy in The Snake Wallpaper And He's Behind a City Or Something And There's Also This Home Theme Going On

sneezing snot rockets out of my snussy

How it feels to be in a situation

if blink-182 liked hammers: all the ball-peens

i find myself in situations

New simple machine discovered

i have to do EVERYTHING myself

I ordered a calzone and it had a MOUSETRAP IN IT! Moral of the story: sometimes a calzone will have a MOUSETRAP IN IT!

im thinking of making a video game where a character has to interact with things in an environment

im thinking of making a video game where a character has to interact with things in an environment

Drink these essential oils. They will send you to the hospital

AA batteries. Used for radios, cameras, flashlights, and penis robots.

came across a sluggish boar

you can have it all. my empire of boogers

getting bored during sex and watching family guy funny moments compilations

you're so smelly they're making you the mayor of poop town

lalala yippee i play rocket car football game lalala *licks my lollipop and spins my propeller hat*

bluetit? is that like blue balls but for milk?

farting_on_prey

sbeve fucking rules! that other guy sucks ass and NOT in the good way

birds fly fast. that's pretty cool

bad news for deliriants: I woke up

might go get beer and order some wings #chudlifechoseme

fart now, okay?

Scratching my chin and nodding