Kenny, The Metal Bae

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Touchdowns by *redacted* shall not be celebrated

Deserved

Needed this W badder than you'll ever know on a personal level, y'all.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THESE REFS BOOOOOOOOOO

did that stanley steamer commercial use AI for the jingle? if so that's so fuckin' lame.

Truly would rather throw out the season. Really hope that video surfaces so they have no other choice than cutting him.

MarShawn Lloyd just levitated.

COME ON YOU GOTTA PROTECT THE BALL CJ

The OL just had to be not generationally ass to make all the panic takes look very stupid

oh my god, a sustained drive where jordan love wasn't under pressure the whole time, successful 4th down conversions, and it ended in a tuddy?

Same with MTG, Tucker, and everyone who you "momentarily find yourself agreeing with"

Our long national nightmare is over, you can turn off web results in start menu search now. It's been my biggest frustration with windows 11.

Dreamwidth > Livejournal

Hope Dart's okay but it def looked bad

KICKERS! MAN!! Packers pull an inverse Green Bay and rattle off 17 unanswered to stun the Jets in OT.

Maybe instead of playing 3 good quarters and finishing bad, the Packers just need to do the bad quarter first then have 3 good ones.

JOSH ALLEN TO JOSH PALMER 43-YARD TD

If you waltz into the end zone you should be able to taunt as much as you want to.

Oh man crazy how bodyweight doesn’t matter anymore

That flag is CRAZY work

CHRISTIAN WATSON 81-YARD TD

dude that was an absolute rip up the middle by Love, great catch with the hands by watson, and then BLAZING SPEED BABY HOLY MOLY

All the injured 49ers are currently healthy due to the reverse polarity of substations in the southern hemisphere.

COACH TAYLOR

Me: I think I can turn this one off That one tweet: The Seahawks have never played a normal primetime game Me: oh no

What a damn catch by Kupp. Whew.

go wet birds, WOOO IT'S NFL TIME AGAIN

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

I've known for 26 years that protest votes just get republicans elected. I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, sick of it.

OG ANUNOBY PUTBACK FOR THE LEAD

A True Blood style adaptation of the Mercy Thompson series by Patricia Briggs

Pete Crow-Armstrong rules so hard

This is such hack garbage, whether it's earnest or it's a bit. Haha, sportsball guys! Ethics in network acronym accuracy!

Lil' Wayne "Lollipop"

Those unis go so hard!

@shaynetopp.bsky.social the omega chosen has emerged

Two backstreet boys ads in 2026?

The "we're still trying to keep the dwelling functionally useful while packing" phase of moving is the worst.

Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me on darkstarlings dot com

Well, turns out I was right. Think this was a pretty easy set of champ games to call beforehand though.