Thomas Haire

more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

This evening in Madison, No. 16 #USC visits #Wisconsin. Can the #Trojans keep their road success rolling, or will the #Badgers' defense prove as strong as its national rankings? My preview is on USCFootball.com. 247sports.com/college/usc/...

“America’s finest city” sporting a third-rate airport. #SAN

This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

Sean McVay deserved to lose that game

There is absolutely no viable path forward for this country that doesn’t hinge on extreme accountability for everyone involved in this administration. They’re going to whine about politicization and credulous media types will echo them, but the thing is, they’ve committed tons of obvious crimes!

The question tomorrow night at #PennState isn't "if" but rather "how" the #Trojans and #NittanyLions will continue to befuddle and irritate their respective fanbases. My preview is on USCFootball.com. 247sports.com/college/usc/...

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

“It’s ok, Harper can just go back to the outfield.” Uh huh.

imagine being a historian in the future trying to make sense of the characters in the right wing blogosphere lol

Saturday evening's #USC vs. #Oregon tilt at the Coliseum promises to set at least one storyline for the rest of this season's #BigTen race. Can the Trojans rewrite their recent script against the Ducks? My preview is here:

My latest for BostonMan spotlights the return of Lowell Spinners baseball. A powerful tradition swept aside earlier this decade, #spinnertainment returned to the Merrimack Valley thanks to principal owner Marc Deschenes and the FCBL. Click below to read!

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There is no such thing as “apolitical”. Pass it on.

In a late kickoff tomorrow evening, the #Trojans close out their non-conference slate against the Louisiana #RaginCajuns. Can #USC continue its early-season momentum heading into #BigTen play? My preview is on USCFootball.com. 247sports.com/college/usc/...

Story checks out. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

Tonight, No. 14 #USC welcomes the #FresnoState to the Coliseum. The Bulldogs, coached by former Trojan assistant Matt Entz, are playing their first game representing the renovated #Pac12. What can you expect? My preview is on USCFootball.com. 247sports.com/college/usc/...

Nope.

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It's my 26th(!) season providing game previews for USCFootball.com. Tomorrow, the No. 14 #Trojans host #SanJoseState at noon PDT to kick off the 2026 campaign. What to expect from the only #weekzero contest featuring a ranked team? My preview is here: 247sports.com/college/usc/...

By almost any measure Dolly embodied "the American Dream." Some people will come from nothing and make it big and consider the problem now solved. Others will remember that there are still others with nothing and use what they have to help.

One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.

Every couple years all the just-asking-questions racists in academia have to sign an open letter about free speech or some shit. It’s basically how they declare eligibility for right wing dark money.

The president has a lady Renfield that sleeps in the White House crawlspace and travels in the wheel well of Airforce 1 and prints out his posts for him on a portable printer and wipes the poo poo off of his giant ass and that's supposed to be funny?

When you wake up and decide, “Today, I will write about what a moron I am.” www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...

I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"

Any team truly interested in Skubal could have beaten that package, so save the takes about the Dodgers ruining baseball.

"If there is a question to ask, then, it is this: Why does Musk get a pass? Why do politicians, journalists and commentators treat his far-right racist radicalism as a sideshow rather than the core of his political, ideological and industrial project..." www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/o...

It never fails.

putting on my $3,000 tuxedo to go get called a piece of shit on worldwide tv by a 100 year old rapist

Fuck data centers.

i cant believe the ceasefire thrown together at the last minute as a bit for a sex criminals 80th birthday party has fallen apart

The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.

This is how to speak to every single one of those sycophants.

The president is a liar. He lies constantly & without hesitation. His lies about American elections are among his most dangerous b/c they are meant to convince a susceptible public that democratic outcomes cannot be trusted. They are antidemocratic lies in service of holding onto power. He’s a liar!

blogged it defector.com/lindsey-grah...

Turns out my US soccer takes are like my US political takes: I don’t think getting your ass fucking handed to you is the inevitable conclusion of all things and the people should expect and demand better.

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny

Yakety sax.

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

475 million of them are accidentally clicking on a link in Instagram and getting annoyed

Props to CNN’s chyron writer:

Lol, all credit to the Knicks - incredible guts - but good lord, what an abominable half of basketball by the Spurs. They made every bad decision, took every bad shot, and made every conceivable mistake it would take to blow a 27-point halftime lead. And they did it in 23 minutes and 59 seconds.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

I am here to make snide, belittling comments about ”sportsball” to demonstrate my superiority over people who like different things than I do but my ironically groomed dog stole my inhaler and hid under the couch and I can’t fit down there COME BACK HERE WITH THAT CHE THIS IS MAKING ME ANXIOUS

Trump really has remade the whole conservative movement in his image. Weiss is just like him, a petulant power mad imbecile who can do literally nothing right and gets incandescent with rage anytime she is questioned, but also too much of a chickenshit to fire people to their face

lol Scott Pelley and the old guard at 60 Minutes eat people like this alive for breakfast.