Devil's Avocado

Dios santo porfavor

english is such a primitive language we use the same word for posting from a phone as we do for posting from a computer

Rip Joseph Campbell, you would have loved this Sophia_Nyx prompt.

Why are you poly? Wrong answers only Gotta catch them all

Europeans that are against atomic energy are reinforcing colonization, and I think its time the european left starts reckoning with this.

White Americans always drooling over the French when they set fire to the streets demanding change. When Black people do it here or ask for it here though, now things become complex and nuanced. Yall pussy and anti-black. Stfu.

Wait'll the folks who are mad at Zuck for muzzling No Kings get wind of the Rohingya genocide.

Grok is it normal if any mention of AI makes me s**cidal

Churn Youtube

Bluesky edit button against the machine

I wouldn't be opposed to wikimedia shutting down servers for a week or sm in protest. I dont know enough about anything to know how effective it would be, but I wouldn't be opposed to it.

Cannot describe how much this film fucked me up and put me off any kind of horror until COVID when my sister made me watch the babadook

Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

Trans characters in cis-written media be like "when I was young everyone thought I was a Glorbo but I'm actually a Glorbette"

dreamt I started a trend among gen-z of referring to each other casually as "girlyopteryx." like archaeopteryx, but also, girl.

rumination

Hate seeing a post with a good kitty attached to a bad take. I wanna like the kitty but can't like the take. Literally just 1984.

Sobbing and crying at a fucking shencomix is where we at in this timeline wow

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

sitting down to take one of those shits and the landlord arrives end me now pls

Drop a THREAT

Yea like lets not lose sight of this pls

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

NEVER FORGET

Why would Mamdani be banned from 9/11 conmemorations he wasn't even alive when the CIA engineered coup to install a military puppet dictator in Chile so they could pilot test neo-liberalism, while torturing and killing thousands

Following Will Stancil just to feel something

Takes like "the beatles are ok actually" are trap cards that will be activated when future me wants to become Pope

Downgrade a movie: The Stony Scare 999 Words Show

Me every day if I had a car

Despite their flaws, one thing the beatles understood better than many is that looping Outros need to last a fucking long time (think I Want You or Hey Jude). I will never forgive Fleetwood Mac for cutting The Chain off like that.

but the academics concerned with “academic freedom” will not sign any letters for this professor because they’re not a bigot, a rapist or both

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

Its good to share some bad takes in the anonymity of a low follower account specifically to give material to my future enemies if I turn out to want to run for office or something cringe like that

Nothing much to add beyond that I too think Dolly Parton was absolutely wonderful and she'll be missed.

Support these data centers!!! - that little guy who perches on your shoulders and whispers forbidden knowledge into ur ear

Please there are so many more wonderful worlds out there

1) All bodies of water are sentient 2) El Secreto de sus Ojos (secret if her eyes?)

Probably one of the realest posts i've ever seen

Bsky is run by those of us who take screencaps when a post gets 3 likes the site's gonna be fine