T Hyphen Rex

Rats are endorsing the lifeboat

Jesse Ventura to Piker: "Here's what pisses me off -- I did 2 tours, 17 months. So did my brother. Southeast Asia. That was at the same time Donald Trump was running and hiding like the coward he is. Why didn't he join us in the Vietnam War? I've heard him talk. He said he should be a general!"

Vivek Ramaswamy has proven there is no bottom for Republicans.

White House Taps Mean Teen In Zara Fitting Room As New Press Secretary theonion.com/white-house-...

If you missed the Ossoff debate it was like this

Just read your child a book asshole!

Wasn't expecting a real—let alone accurate—answer to this question, but sometimes AI knocks it out of the park.

Something is trickling down but it sure ain't money.

JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror https://theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-reflection-in-mirror/

I can already hear them warming up the polygraph machines.

Why wouldn't we be scared of INFECTIOUS DISEASE? What a lunatic.

We are getting mighty close to Demolition man times.

He actually looks scared.

Darline Graham is a DIE hire.

Holy shit Jacob Wohl is still defrauding people? I thought he'd be in prison by now.

What? I thought she was going to be the leader of Marvel's shields of America?

Eat a bowl of dicks Dana Bash.

A terrible night has been ruined!

Zohran Mamdani is a rapper?! It's way better than I was anticipating.

This is the American dream

Sky News: "While Trump, the so-called leader of the free world, sits rage-posting on SM like a man screaming into a void, France, Japan, Philippines, & UK are quietly, methodically cutting deals with Iran. The world has moved on & US Mainstream Media is not covering a bit of this."

$4.14 sounds nice it's been $5.99 here for about two weeks.

The irony is too thick.

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Don't worry, everyone. We got the Road Rules guy on it!

They fucking should be afraid!

I hope when they make the MAGA fascist museum that there is an animatronic Karoline Leavitt who lies to you.

The good news is we'll be able to jail this administration in the warehouses they're retrofitting right now

The chief of police of quakertown Pennsylvania choked a teen girl on camera and the footage is on the Pennsylvania subreddit.

Pam Bondi has really changed her tune in the last 12 years.

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It took a few more years then we would have liked but it looks to be coming true.

Now let's not forget just because the police are the lesser of the two evils in this current situation it is still ACAB all day everyday.

Who else thought Kristi Noem was Steven Tyler in this picture?

Work until you die!

Native Americans in Minneapolis doing ceremonial dances wearing gas masks in peak 2026.

This is fucking insane. Kidnapping a 5 year and shipping him to Texas!

Five ICE officers tackle a protester outside of the Whipple Federal Building on the sidewalk and struggle to put him in zip ties while he yells "I can't breathe"

ICE officers drop a smoke grenade out of their car window into protesters outside the Whipple Federal Building.

The ninjas can keep him.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Isn't killing people for drugs what the cartels do?

MAGA would lose their minds at this 1994 superbowl music video from Garth Brooks.