Tori Tyrrell

My mom sometimes tells me that she doesn't need to wash her greens because "I know the farmers, they don't use chemicals, and you can watch them pick it" and I'm like "okay but was it in the dirt? I would like to wash off the dirt please."

They should cast James Macavoy as Bond. And then as the Magician in a couple years when they reboot Narnia. They shoud just keep casting James Macavoy as parts Daniel Craig played.

I wish the default on Gmail weren't reply-all, it is absolutely maddening.

I don't know what Trader Joe's puts in their vanilla sugar, but I added it to my regular coffee and now I'm all jittery.

There is 100% lettuce in my fridge older than her career.

2026 is going into the new bakery, looking at a sandwich I will never order and thinking "Wow, $12 for a ham and butter sandwich seems extremely reasonable." How did we get here?

Whoever is running the social media for Wicker is doing an excellent job. I saw a TikTok ad that was set to Taylor Swift's Wood and I nearly applauded to my cell phone.

I feel like this happened in Silicon Valley.

It is devilish of Amazon streaming to give you the first season of a show and then put the rest behind a new subscription. I mean, it's British, I can watch the rest with the free week, but I'm mad.

This morning, I saw a truck unloading flour into the bakery that has been teasing me with "coming soon" for a year across the streat from my office. So maybe they are opening soon? I just want French pastries across the street.

Lost, Heroes, How I Met Your Mother.

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The best part of Ted Lasso season 4 is absolutely watching Alice's growth.

There are a lot of misses with the top 100 shows, but putting two comedies run by and starring women in the top ten was a good choice. And 30 Rock and Fleabag are elite and deserve to be there.

So The New York Times is just going to put The Wire as number 1 best show of the century isn't it.

What happens if the president and the press are still in a stand off during the State of the Union?

The Waterlily Weigh Off was so delightful and worldwideI can't get quite as excited about Fat Bear Week.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a cat die humorously on stage this season, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Yf thys skeet doth recevye 10,000 reposts ther wil be a *Ted Lasso* and *Slow Horses* crossovir episode.

It ys difficulte to descrybe what a worlde-changing revelacioun it was to listen to Little Earthquakes by Tori Amos for the firste tyme. Portable cassette playere. Viewe out of a bus wyndow. And that piano. That voyce. A beautiful hurricane and a terrifyinge lullabye and jokes and dreames and love.

It would be really funny if James MacAvoy is the next James Bond. I mean, he's too old and famous and probably doesn't want it, but he's already picked up a Daniel Craig role so it would just be hilarious.

I have been watching, for almost a year, an empty space across the street from office slowly transform into a bakery. I cannot understand this business model. I know how much the condos above it cost, they have to be hemorraging money. And I just want their bread.

Also, why did he tear down Jackie's rose garden and the Kennedy Center, what does he have against the Kennedys?

Remember when rich people built things instead of slapping their names on things that already existed and then tearing them down if they couldn't put their names on them? What a stupid time we are in.

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The Grand Duchy of Medieval Merriment

Does Matthew Rhys get three trophies tonight? #Emmys

It is probably just my own recent viewing bias, but is Pluribus 2020s Rhinoceros? Everyone is The Same NonHuman except for an angry drunk?

My favorite part of #TheEmmys is that The Bear has won nothing.

Aw, Stephen Colbert, pitching his staff for jobs at the #emmys and loving his wife.

Nicole Kidman is having a blast at the Emmys, she looks so relaxed.

Okay, but were there easter eggs about a new album in that weird pretaped bit #swifties? #emmys

Thank you Emmys for doing right to Rhea Seehorn.