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BABE WAKE UP SYRACUSE OTTO HELMETS JUST DROPPED WEARING ON SATURDAY

Whatever you do just make sure you moisturize it before you send it into the world

Man the off-season pro quarterback Arch Manning conversation is going to be so epic. I cannot wait to see the ways this guy's talked up when we start talking about if he's going to be a pro or not.

When will Bobson Dugnutt disavow the Muslim Brotherhood??

WE ARE ABSOLUTELY BACK BABY!

In its 29-2 loss to USF on Saturday, Kent State became the first team since 2020 to score exactly two points in an FBS vs FBS game. USF also scored a safety to end the game. #Safetygami

CURSEBALL SATURDAY

@alexkirshner.com - honest question as far as timing - assuming Locksley is going to be fired at some point... bye week or end of the season - which is the best time to release him? Just go interim or let him ride it out?

Man @alexkirshner.com was so right about what Air Force's rushing game was gonna do to UNLV with the NFL coach over on D @splitzoneduo.com

Ew Clemson

I don't know if I'd be a good father but some days I would definitely be a bad father 🥲

Best day of the year the first day walk outside and get that crisp air

Impeccable work by the eagles to snatch defeat from the claws of victory.

Alabama play calling has been pretty sweet and Georgia always seems to have someone on the second level either in the right place or JUST BARELY in the right place. Margins are going to tighten up I think.

AS CALLED BY ENRIQUE VASQUEZ Y ALEX PARRA EN RADIO LOS SOONERS

does this count

dak prescott has a uniquely cursed sports existence but nobody gives a shit because he’s doing it for the Cowboys

*pokes Colorado with a stick*

I do love that very quietly Indiana is nuking Rutgers from orbit

During Game September Maryland-ing is wild.

What a blown season for Louisville...

@hollyanderson.bsky.social said today "It’s not ever going to get better, not in the ways that I want, so really, who’s the idiot here?" and that's so descriptive of how I feel about... everything

collegepolltracker.com/football/pol... - this official voter's poll is exactly the reason that I don't really bother getting to in the weeds about it anymore. People just be doing stuff!

*blink*

@alexkirshner.com - how about a straight trade, Doren for Locksley?

Are you and your family ready for 4-0 Nebraska?

At the end of the third quarter Oklahoma is out-gaining Georgia 210-173 and losing 31-6.

doing the postgame with Arch when Colin Simmons turned in one of the best and most decisive defensive performances in Texas history really illustrates how stupid this whole fucking thing is

That was bowling shoe ugly out of Texas / Tennessee

there are so many amazing, life-changing things you can do with computers and i think it's a serious problem the companies that make them keep trying to sell them by saying "do you hate everyone in your life? are you less of a person than a hollow automaton waiting to be told what to do by me?"

They're going to keep trying to kill it just so they can keep the kids from having stuff but somehow college football perseveres. It's gone through too much to be killed now.

Pat Mac is fuchsia for some reason.

Hahaha!

Louisville has no TO left. That's going to be a killer.

What a Lazer by Chambless

Oh nobody is interested in winning this game so far.

Ole Miss with the all screen offence

@splitzoneduo.com Time for Louisville vs Ole Miss at venerable Nissan Stadium

Forgotten and all this Ann arbor fun is that Clemson looks like doo-doo ass

🫡 that Dakorien Moore juke move, TD Oregon

Drew really went at him here. Good interview.

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

Keep your head on a swivel. There are Juice Boys out there.

If you’re out and about, or just aren’t getting good cell service, remember to use plaintextsports.com/ncaaf/

Woof! Both of these teams looked bad, but TCU looked like they are a week out from being fully ready for football. Sad. I have heard some folks talk like this is a big with for NC, and I guess in that they didn't look like what TCU did it is, but they might get ran this year.

A story in two parts.

putting my laundry in the drier first to get that nice sear

@6zoneduo.com are you going to get @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on one? I'll even pay top patreon dollars for that episode.