mister emerson

What’s up with the color balance for the Texas-Ole Miss game? The field looks completely gray.

Man Vegas called South Carolina beating Tennessee… holy…

Um @nashvillepost.com, 1.8 kWh is only enough for my EV to drive 4-5 miles. Surely you mean gigawatts?

Not gonna be THAT guy but the replay showed 1 second left on the clock when the ball hit the ground.

Maybe don’t try a fake punt that deep in your own territory against one of the best teams in the country. Just a thought

And I will be decked out in whatever it takes not to watch the worst team in the history of the NFL.

The Big Ten should go back to divisions. It just makes sense. Big Ten Pacific Big Ten Corn Big Ten Rust Big Ten, et al.

OH MY OKLAHOMA

Oklahoma still has 0 first down 20 minutes in.

Yeah the only way Oklahoma was scoring today was if their offense was on the sidelines.

James Spann should be the guest picker next time Gameday goes to Tuscaloosa.

Absolutely wild to me that we’ve gone this late without a hurricane.

Reminder that Jim Cantore works for a private “weather” television network that would benefit massively from privatizing our network of weather radars.

CBS has finally fixed their Titans score bug logo. Not that it helps this team at all…

Nice.

Hot potato in Starkville.

Yeah this is pretty much the nail in the coffin for the Nashville Symphony. They brought in a CEO whose CV included a long list of rebuilding struggling symphony-orchestras to financial solvency. He was the CEO for Nashville for two months and said NOPE. Fuck.

Except the PAC-12 did it to themselves when they overestimated their value and rejected their TV deal with ESPN. They went shopping for a new partner, couldn’t get a deal done, and faced financial collapse. So their biggest schools made the right decision and left.

Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV

I see ESPN’s high quality broadcast is really showing itself.

What actually terrifies me is during furry conventions, a large amount of our nation’s most talented and critical laborers are all amassed in one place. It’s a national security issue when too many furries gather in one place! We need rules, with Designated Survivor-style furries kept off site.

And some are in congress.

I think we’re already seeing a run on gasoline here in Tennessee…

HOW can the Titans be WORSE than last year??

Oh, Lando… absolutely terrible luck. And of course it’s all kicked off by Stroll.

Has FOX ever considered giving TV viewers crowd noise? Why are games with 100,000+ people so damn quiet on TV? I miss CBS games primarily because they actually understood how to create a high quality broadcast. FOX and ABC/ESPN are just garbage quality.

They’re so desperate they’re resorting to bribing the people only if they win. Have they tried being less shitty?

The ticks this year have been so, so bad and aggressive. The other day I walked through my yard for 1 minute and had to flick two ticks off of my SHIRT. I’ve had to pull four off my skin so far and I’m terrified of getting alpha-gal or Lyme disease.

My contribution to last night’s #lunareclipse. Shot with a Canon EOS R7 400mm.

I Will Always Love You, Dolly 💔

That’s gutting for Max. Last home race and you’re out on lap 2.

I’m currently explaining to my soon-to-be 1 year old about intermediate and wet tires.

Wait… it’s not a presidential election year. What is she doing out of hibernation?

111.7° heat index with a breeze at my house a few minutes ago. We’re being air-fried. Low dew point was 71.7°. Autumn can’t get here fast enough.

If you’re a decent human living in Tennessee, there’s rarely a satisfying election night. But we can all celebrate Andy Ogles getting the door slammed in his face. Get fucked, Andy.

The phrase you’re looking for is gender-affirming care.

Why does everything thing have to have that fucker’s name and face on it? God I can’t wait until we (nationally) finally reckon that he is a felonious piece of shit and purge his name from everything except court and death records.

sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess

This is not the aging, controversial, prominent, sitting GOP U.S. Senator I expected to see die right now.

I spoke to my 10 month old this morning, the senior human child from our family. She’s still recovering from a teething episode. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes… about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation with USMNT, my visit to the Publix, and even a little bit about Roman history.

if I were a professional soccer player, I would 100% score an own goal because I had forgotten which of the two wildly unrelated colors my keeper was wearing this is definitely the only barrier to my being a professional soccer player

The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny