Timurid

Timurid

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I got a PhD in Dungeons and Dragons. It went just as well as you would expect.

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Haberman's Razor: If someone acts to enable white supremacists, the logical conclusion is that the actor is a white supremacist.

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"Algebra" clearly sounds better in the original German.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

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CNN@cnn.com

Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva has won reelection, defeating Senator Flávio Bolsonaro, an ally of President Donald Trump, in a razor-thin race that capped a deeply polarized presidential race. https://cnn.it/4e0XHZv

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Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.

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Eric Lipton NYT@ericlipton.nytimes.com

JUST POSTED: A Russian energy giant has secretly moved to acquire a position in a massive Alaska gas project. Its part of talks between Witkoff/Kushner & Putin. But CEO of US company resigns after learning of Russian money in the project. A wowzer of a story. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

nytimes.comIn U.S. Gas Talks With Kremlin, Hidden Financing for Alaska Project EmergesInterviews and documents show a Russian energy giant secretly funded a U.S. firm. The deal has been discussed in talks to end the war in Ukraine.
Timurid
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If I was ever reunited with a certain dorm mascot five foot black lucite bong I would rename that thing 'The Fifth Circuit.'

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If I had a time machine I'd go back and deliver some strongly worded letters to Mr. Peale and Mr. Carnegie. STRONGLY worded...

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Not using AI proxies to commit felonies? Skill issue.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

OpenAI said on Tuesday that it had discovered a hidden recording device in one of its offices and traced it to an employee, and that the FBI had arrested the worker.

nyti.msF.B.I. Arrests OpenAI Employee Accused of Planting Bug in OfficeOpenAI said that the employee had placed a device built to evade detection and that he had planned to secretly record meetings in other sensitive spaces.
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They still have a spare cell in the Tower?

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

Tucker: “I never understood why 🇬🇧 fought World War 2?” 😕 Rees-Mogg: “It was good vs. evil…We did the right thing…” Tucker: “Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?” RM: “We defeated Hitler… We’d all be speaking German…” Tucker: “Who cares?” 🤔

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Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

New AP poll: Trump’s job approval rating falls to 31%, while 69% disapprove. • His approval rating on the economy: 26% • On the cost of living: 17% • On Iran: 28% • Trade negotiations: 38% • AI: 31% • Immigration: 39% • Border security: 48% apnorc.org/wp-content/u...

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"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade. It's kindly a wood handle, kind of like an axe handle. With a long blade on it shaped kinda like a bananer. Umm Hmm... Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other. Umm Hmm... It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and whatnot."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You have these beautiful mouldings and florals and everything was beautiful. And you'd have a window in between and a moulding here but the moulding here was missing. Or the moulding here was falling down to the ground. It was never replaced. So you'd half a moulding and a moulding."

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Gattacasby

aohsu@aohsusometimesy.bsky.social

Cinematic Gatsbyverse keeps expanding. Let’s see if we can grow it to encompass all cinema, and also life

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Uh... it's in the name?

WDW News Today@wdwnt.com

Kevin Feige Officially Confirms One Character Will Anchor the Entire 'Avengers: Doomsday' Story

wdwnt.comKevin Feige Officially Confirms One Character Will Anchor the Entire 'Avengers: Doomsday' StoryKevin Feige, the President of Marvel Studios, has confirmed that one character will anchor the story of Marvel’s upcoming film Avengers: Doomsday. One Character Will Anchor ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Story In a recent article with Vanity Fair, Feige indicated that Florence Pugh’s character, Yelena Belova, would be the center point of the upcoming Marvel film, Avengers: … Read more
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This week on Chicago Polycule...

Patrick Wyman@patrickwyman.bsky.social

An ER nurse who divorced her cop husband after they simultaneously discovered he was sleeping with an EMT and she was sneaking around with a fireman

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The problem with Devil's bargains is that the Devil wants his fucking money...

The Atlantic@theatlantic.com

“My party is infiltrated by these people”: Karl Rove at #TAF26 on Republicans who traffic in conspiracies and bigotry. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2HB...

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Trump is so deeply invested in mid 20th century technology and the whole dieselpunk aesthetic (coal and oil over wind and solar, steam catapults, etc.)... I'd never have expected AI, of all things, to be the one 21st century technology he embraces...

Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈@josephpolitano.bsky.social

he’s really losing it with the AI stuff

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...but when RFKJ gets a Candygram for Michael O'Dwyer our betters will tell us it's an unprecedented crime against society.

NBC10 Philadelphia@nbcphiladelphia.com

ICYMI: Possible measles exposure reported at the NICU at CHOP in Philadelphia, officials say

trib.alPossible measles exposure reported at the NICU at CHOP in Philadelphia, officials sayHealth officials say that a possible measles exposure was reported in the NICU at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia last week.