johnny long-torso

Every facet of my life feels like a dead end

Realized i can do a closet cosplay of my Z-A trainer because he just wears a beanie, bomber jacket, jeans, and combat boots lol

Spoonman Come together with your spoons Spoon me

What the fuck does open world football mean

I hope i don't have a bad day today! Bad day factory

There's a better life and you dream about it don't you

My guy halo 3 came out almost twenty years ago

No way to safely convey the size of the shoulder chip

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

Did a half marathon last weekend in the rain

Believe the hype about the new mystery science theater episodes

Deathstalker is such a fantastic mst3k episode. The movie itself is the perfect level of goofiness.

Hard to feel like my coworkers respect me when i ask them to do an incredibly simple task (smell some washed hair swatches) and they don't even do that

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Elect me to Congress to i can pass the "taking the L" act where if you try to pass something three times and it fails you don't get to propose the bill again If you try to do it a fourth time you're immediately removed from office and sent to a gulag

Takanaka's Funk N' Roll Train is Mario Kart music [complimentary]

If you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go

I find it kinda funny that no one can tell when I'm actually sad because my face is just Like That

Manos: The Hands of Fate was shot on location in a vacant lot.

Watched a speed run of halo combat evolved last night and it was insane, how do people figure out all the maneuvers and shit you gotta do

I've been listening to Green Day for 20+ years and there are still times where I'm like "Billie Joe what the fuck are you saying"

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

They fly now

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/

I'm kind of like a loser who's bad at his job

Emulsification mixers are way more expensive than i expected got dang

Hell yeah eternal gem from a greater abyssal demon. Would've preferred a heart but I'll take it #osrs

Got my SoL bumper sticker from the rifftrax experiments :)

[slaps top of Johnny long-torso] you can fit so much depression in this bad boy

Every new work development feels like a punishment

Gonna start wearing a clown nose to work since that's what my coworkers think of me anyway

"Another game of baldur's gate huh" well it's not like anyone is tripping over themselves to hang out with me

Had to explain to one of my coworkers today that y2k wasn't a conspiracy theory made up by lunatics

feels bad to be all your friends second choice but it what it is i guess

some days just feel like going through the motions

when i die i'll burn in hell resting in a bed of sins

"Some mistakes you never stop paying for" is a song title i wish i could stop relating to

Facial expression wooden Wanted to cry but I couldn't

Take a ruler to my thoughts and beat the knots out

yep

Time holds the blade Time brings the pain Time blurring you And you just stare And you just stare And you just stare