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Despite the best efforts of the Trump regime, Elon Musk & the U.S. tech bros, and of course Russian bots - Alberta has voted overwhelmingly to stay in Canada. #CDNpoli #ABpoli #ElbowsUp

Sign me up for the Enemy List Artificial Intelligence! Artificial Intelligence! Artificial Intelligence! Artificial Intelligence! Artificial Intelligence! Artificial Intelligence! Artificial Intelligence! Oh, and fuck you Trump! #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #FuckTrump #25thAmendment

When you're the leader of the leopards eating faces party, don't be surprised when the leopards turn and eat your face too. Ask Jason Kenney for details. #ABpoli #CDNpoli "The Ugly Reckoning Coming for Danielle Smith" - Globe & Mail archive.ph/cAPvo

Another new riding for the Carney Liberals, coming soon. #CDNpoli

Absolutely brutal map for the CPC if accurate, and Nick Nanos is one of the better pollsters. #CDNpoli

You first assholes!!! Peter Navarro said Canadian lobbyists should 'get the hell out of our country' #CDNpoli #USAPolitics #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA #FuckTrump

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 🤣 Time to hit the U.S. with export taxes on our potash. #CDNpoli #USApolitics #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA

Wow! How did this man not win a Nobel peace prize? #FuckTrump #25thAmendment #TrumpWarCrimes #BoycottUSA

AI directing flights, what could go wrong?

Trump thought a tariff war plus scuttling CUSMA would force Canada to fold inside the U.S. - instead Canada is moving towards the EU, and now hundreds of wealthy investors are flocking to Toronto this evening. Watch for a colossal overnight shit-show on Truth Social. #CDNpoli #USApoli #ElbowsUp

That's a nice $26.3 billion of American trade you've got there. It would be a shame if any transit fees were to... you know... happen to it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #CDNpoli #USApolitics #ElbowsUp #BotcottUSA

I agree with the Bloc. #Trump va te faire enculer! #CDNpoli #ViveLaLangueFrançaise #BoycottUSA

"knowing how weak the USA actually is—Canada might win in the end." Might? Will win! Export taxes on all oil, gas, hydro, uranium, potash & aluminium to the U.S. will finish this. PM Carney had been reluctant to consider this, but that probably changed. #CDNpoli #USApoli

Looks like Pierre Poilievre is losing his caucus. Either that or Jivani is auditioning for a job with the White House. #CDNpoli #traitor

Today would be a good day for PM Carney to announce Canada is buying Gripens, and that SAAB will be building them here. #CDNpoli #BoycottUSA #ElbowsUp #FuckTrump

It bears repeating...

Interesting poll here. It might be surprising to some that liberals trust Postmedia more than conservatives, but it shouldn't. When you get sucked into the 24/7 rage-baiting Alt-right entertainment network, actual conservative-friendly legacy media becomes too passe and liberal. #CDNpoli

From 1867 until 01 Jan 1989, Canada survived just fine without a U.S. trade deal. No deal is better than a bad deal. Actually any deal with Trump isn't really a deal because he'll just break it, again! Be like Iran - no negotiations at all until Trump is gone. #CDNpoli #NoDealsWithTrump #ElbowsUp

BREAKING! Know-nothing addle-minded geriatric senator from a state heavily dependent on Canadian potash attempts to lecture Canada about trade wars and leverage. Time for export taxes on CDN fertilizers to the U.S. #CDNpoli #USApoli #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA

Hey Trump, how's your plan to break Canada by destroying our economy going? Well holy shit! #CDNpoli #USApoli #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA

My old alma mater. UofW science rocks! #fuckcancer

And this is just a good start:- * Cancel the F-35 and buy the Gripen * Re-instate the Digital Services Tax * Lower tariffs on overseas EVs * Bring back the Foreign Investment Review Agency * Keep out American dairy * 50% Excise tax on all energy products to the U.S. #CDNpoli #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA

It was precisely this kind of activity, along with making false xenophobic statements, that got Hoekstra's ass kicked out of the Netherlands. Long overdue for Canada to do the same. #CDNpoli #ElbowsUp

So as PM Carney swings the Liberals right to court red tories and sensible conservatives, the Poilievre Conservatives are becoming a batshit crazy Alt-right conspiracy cult. This should really help their polling numbers. 😜 #CDNpoli

Hey Trump, how's your plan to annex Canada by trashing our economy going? #CDNpoli #USApoli #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA

It should be mentioned that almost all Yamal's gas goes to Europe. So potentially bad news for Germany, but the ramifications for Russia's continued financing of their war machine is huge.

While all attention is on St Petersburg, this news is bigger. For the first time, Ukraine's 'sanctions' have reached the Yamal basin. Huge gas reserves and the center of a major gas transportation network. If Ukraine can expand their hits on Yamal, this will be devastating for Russia. #SlavaUkraini

For this alone, Hoekstra needs to be expelled. Today!!! The Netherlands kicked his ass out of their country over racist remarks and supporting a Dutch alt-right party. This is just as bad. #CDNpoli

“This is a key article by my friend Phillips O’Brien. 🇨🇦Canada needs to become a key part of the group within NATO that is working actively for an Ukraine victory. The US is pulling NATO away from this key objective.” ~Bob Rea, Canadian Ambassador to the UN 2020-2025

U.S. military sales to Canada, going... going... #CDNpoli #ElbowsUp

So why has the Pentagon doubled down on demanding that Canada spends more on NATO, and an immediate F-35 decision? Well, this is why. Canada is re-arming, just not with U.S. weaponry. #CDNpoli #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA #FuckTrump

They may be historic lows, but the fact that so many people still approve of Trump (seriously, 34% of Hispanics?!) is what strikes me. At this point the only thing I can see keeping his numbers up are religion and racism, and the two are not entirely unrelated. #USApolitics #CDNpoli

Wars Russia lost since 1600 Ingrian War 1610-17 Smolensk War 1632-34 Persian War 1651-53 Ottoman War 1710-13 Khivan War 1717 Coalition Wars 1803-07 Crimean War 1853-56 Russo-Japanese War 1904-05 WW I 1914-17 Polish-Soviet War 1919-21 Afghan War 1979-89 Cold War and soon the Ukraine War #SlavaUkraini

However did Homo sapiens survive before they invented money? #IdiotRichGuy #BoycottTesla #BoycottUSA

This would be a problem in any functioning democratic nation with rule of law. Lucky for her, the U.S. isn't one.

In the end, making Putin threaten, moan and beg to hold his pissy little 45 minute parade, from which he ran away like a frightened schoolboy, revealed more about the real state of the war than anyone could have expected.

Despite all that has happened since Jan 2025 the polls show ~33% of Americans do support not being part of the free world. Because they're fine with a corrupt dictatorship so long as it *owns the libs*, and protects them from pronouns and transgender volleyball players.

Jacques Parizeau would agree with his strategy. He once said of Quebec voters; 40% vote sovereignty, 40% vote federalist, 20% don't know who the prime minister of Canada is, and they make or break every election. 20% are stupid and they can vote - that's the Poilievre/CPC target audience. #CDNpoli

100% true.

Last Wednesday, the commons passed 2nd reading on bill C-226, an act legislating our national grocery chains to improve food price transparency. Poilievre voted against it. Every Conservative voted against it. #CDNpoli #NeverPoilievre

Sorry, but as a Canadian I must remind you about your past; specifically that kerfuffle in 1776. You revolted against the UK (a constitutional monarchy, the King had little power) over freaking taxes. So ya, I'm suggesting you're not doing enough. That said, this is a road map. #CDNpoli #USApoli

U.S. influence and leverage over Canada; going, going... #CDNpoli #ElbowsUp #BoycottUSA

It takes A LOT before the church excommunicates anyone these days. However, if Pope Leo were to excommunicate JD Vance, that just may push me to become a practicing Catholic again.

I posted a while back that Mark Carney had a chance to do something we haven't seen since the world wars, and that was to form a unity government. I'd say he's close already, and a good chance more Conservative MPs may join now that we have a Lib majority in charge until at least 2029. #cdnpoli

And with the Liberals securing a majority government tonight, I dedicate this to Pierre Poilievre. #cdnpoli

"I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not place false gods before Me." - I haven't been a practicing Catholic for a long time, but I remember this is #1 on God's top ten list. Also, the commandments are listed in order of importance. To any fake Christians following this fool, this is clear blasphemy!

News like this makes me proud of my country. Keep it up 🇨🇦 !!!! #BoycottUSA #ElbowsUp #FuckTrump #CDNpoli

Orban, don't let the door hit your ass on the way out! #Europe #Politics #Putin #OrbanOut #EU

This is like being held at gunpoint, and holding a gun to your own head and threatening suicide unless they let you go. Art of the deal, my ass!!! #USApoli #25thAmendment #FuckTrump