Tom Hanks (@tombatron.dev)

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

Maybe not THE Tom Hanks... but A Tom Hanks.

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Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

Looks like Commander Mike Metcalf has flown west. RIP.

Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social

RIP Tom Skerritt, a reliable and enduring actor who you probably remember from...everything, basically. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

hollywoodreporter.comTom Skerritt, Star of ‘Picket Fences’ and ‘Alien,’ Dies at 93Mentored by Robert Altman in 'M*A*S*H,' the Emmy-winning actor later stood out in 'Top Gun,' 'The Turning Point' and 'A River Runs Through It.'

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

It's a jump to conclusions mat! RIP King.

Blue sky nice ghost@rajandelman.bsky.social

RIP to this angel

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

Tesla Roadster event.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

I hope the jet thruster things are real. Can't wait to see some dipshit absolutely wreck his shit playing with it.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

This gets more and more insane every week.

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social

@moviehooligan.bsky.social, @seanbaby.bsky.social, and @brockway.bsky.social are learning all of the secrets in The Secret Man on YouTube. youtu.be/NIse_eg4u8o

youtu.beThe Secret Men: Part 12 - Action Gumpin' with David BellYouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

My feeling is: You aren't thinking big enough. They're never leaving.

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Dave Dustin

@dustin.nz

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

@1900hotdog.bsky.social I think the real untold story of Frank Dux, is how he's actually a "Simple Jack" and a group of bullies just convinced him that all of this stuff actually happened.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

New startup idea: Remote speech therapy to resolve vocal fry. With AI... for some reason.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

I have been assured by Boomers that it's not their fault.

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Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

20 Sept

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Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

18 Sept

Well... there's always the FBI: abcnews4.com/news/nation-...

abcnews4.comWoman faces felony charge after investigation into alleged sexual activity with dogThe investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

17 Sept

Jean Luc!

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social

Sissyneck is here to give you a history of sexy coffee commercials. 1900hotdog.com/2026/09/fuck...

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

16 Sept

@1900hotdog.bsky.social You’ve gotta get @johnkiriakou.bsky.social on the final Dux-cast. That would be epic.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

13 Sept

Barbara Kaskosz@kaskosz.bsky.social

Judge Luttig: “This is the final battle for America’s democracy. This is the time of America’s testing. If America doesn’t rise to this moment, this moment under this president, Donald Trump, then there is no America in the future.” @judgeluttig.bsky.social

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

13 Sept

Am I alone in thinking that vocal fry is like inverse ASMR?

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

11 Sept

This election cycle's "October Surprise" is going to be really stupid isn't it? archive.ph/KwO1v

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Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

10 Sept

If this is too right wing for you... person... I have news for you...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

FOX NEWS: During the 2021 era, you said 'there are 6 biological sexes.' Do you still believe that? TALARICO: No. I've missed the mark on some of my past statements. The reason Republicans want to talk about six sexes is because they don't want to talk about $6 diesel.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

5 Sept

This would be a comically stupid move... Although... It could distract from Iran... futurism.com/science-ener...

futurism.comFormer Obama Admin Official Says It's Time To Consider Military Strikes on Chinese Data Centers to Prevent Them From Reaching AGIA new report by a former Obama-era national security advisor calls for the US to begin preparing drills in response to China's AI development.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

30 Aug

I think it would be epic if we started buying land a few miles away from these billionaire underground bug out shelters and setting up concrete batching plants. Because... You know...

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

24 Aug

Is this why 40% of Gen-X doesn't have any retirement savings?

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social

Courtney Love did actual cool shit, she does not need to post Gen X ‘boomer’ memes on her Instagram story.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

12 Aug

My Dad taught me to place the hot dog diagonally on the bread slice.

Longie_Long@longielong.bsky.social

When I was a kid, hot dog buns were, like, a luxury.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

11 Aug

Seeing the Bluesky discourse today makes me think that 2028 is going to make a lot of people scream cry in disbelief.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

6 Aug

You mean to tell me that whole thing was fake? 🤣 www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

washingtonpost.comElon Musk’s DOGE made big errors in claims of government savings, GAO findsThe government watchdog found that billions of dollars in DOGE’s public tally could not be verified and that some claimed cuts never happened.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

6 Aug

In contempt of congress for asserting 5th amendment protections. Very expected.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

6 Aug

We gotta get @johnkiriakou.bsky.social in on this…

1-900-HOTDOG@1900hotdog.bsky.social

The Secret Man Episode 2 is out today! It's called The Piss Meeting With Napoleon Blownapart, so that's pretty self-explanatory. on.soundcloud.com/DRXa60EBK2q6...

soundcloud.comThe Secret Men: Part 2 - The Piss Meeting with Napoleon BlownapartNapoleon Blownapart joins the DOGGZZONE to enter the DUXZZONE! It's more mayhem, madness, and lies on this second episode of the Secret Men. We're still workshopping titles. Is JAMFEETS better?

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1-900-HOTDOG

@1900hotdog.bsky.social

5 Aug

The Secret Man Episode 2 is out today! It's called The Piss Meeting With Napoleon Blownapart, so that's pretty self-explanatory. on.soundcloud.com/DRXa60EBK2q6...

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

5 Aug

Yes I could still do my job. If it were banned, my willingness to give it up would be irrelevant.

Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social

I have one answer.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

4 Aug

Being on team "no build" sure does feel good on NPM supply-chain vulnerability day.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

4 Aug

Yeah but, what if it's wildly successful?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

bit.lyMamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | OpinionNo matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

31 July

Lame.

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social

a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...

404media.coYouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' ContentYouTube told ASMR artists including Bunnii, Slight Sounds, Rose, and others that their content broke the platform's sex and nudity policy. Creators say these bans are unfair and potentially life-alter...

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1-900-HOTDOG

@1900hotdog.bsky.social

29 July

We actually did it! The all Frank Dux Podcast series drops today. Check out The Secret Man with @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/R5NEslW2FDSv...

soundcloud.comThe Secret Men: Part 1 - The Sex Brush with Jason ParginFINALLY! The DOGGZZONE gives you what you truly want... an ALL FRANK DUX PODCAST SERIES. Jason Pargin, Seanbaby, and Robert Brockway brave the blood stained pages of "The Secret Man" in what may be th

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Jason K Pargin, author

@jasonkpargin.bsky.social

30 July

There is a bitter debate over whether I am very good or very bad at book promotion but I do not think history will judge me kindly bit.ly/crabscrabscrabs

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

28 July

One time I was at a Whataburger in Pensacola at 3 A.M. and had a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit that I still think about.

Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans)@iwriteok.bsky.social

One time at a Tapas restaurant in in Edinburgh, Scotland I bit into a wedge of deep fried machego cheese that popped in my mouth, a literal explosion of flavor. I later learned the restaurant used pop rocks in the batter. Sounds weird, but I stg it fucked.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

28 July

At this rate, SpaceX is about to aquire Neuralink.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

27 July

@gwestr.me You ready for a Boring IPO sir? 247wallst.com/investing/20...

247wallst.comAfter Losing 40% Of His Net Worth In A Month, Elon Musk Attempts To Raise $4 Billion For Another CompanyElon Musk just watched roughly half a trillion dollars evaporate from his net worth in a single month, yet he is quietly seeking billions for the one company in his portfolio that almost nobody bother...

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

22 July

I believe this about as much as I believe that young person who said they work 24 hours a day because they taught themselves to lucid dream so they could work while they sleep. The Prime Minister is a human, they would be dead after a month or two of this.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Japan's Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi has said she gets just “zero to three hours” of sleep a night, prompting a debate in the country over work-life balance.

nyti.msJapan Is Startled by Prime Minister’s Grueling Sleep ScheduleSanae Takaichi has said she gets just “zero to three hours” of sleep a night, prompting a debate in the country over work-life balance.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

22 July

The right-wing be like: "i GuESS thEy DoN't haVe NighT tiMe in NeW zEaLand!!"

Oliver@oliver48.bsky.social

"New Zealand already generates 85% of its electricity from renewables — and is now adding solar at record speed to reach the 100% clean target that will make it one of the world's first fully renewable electricity systems. New Zealand's electricity grid is alrea..." www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

21 July

That’s why he needs the TRT.

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e.w. niedermeyer

@niedermeyer.online

19 July

do these guys work on political and cultural dynamics?

Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝@seven.eurosky.social

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

20 July

Usha and J.D. Vance just welcomed a baby boy. They didn't name him Donald. I'd say J.D. has 6 months left.

Tom Hanks

@tombatron.dev

19 July

Boy I sure hope there aren't any oil refineries in the path of this storm...

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George Chidi, Evil Reporter

@neonflag.bsky.social

18 July

This is me on Beale Street tonight in Memphis. The Memphis Safe Task Force isn't disclosing what they know about the Tyrin Johnson killing. Perhaps one of the National Guard will speak privately to me about what happened.