Tommy Pollard

@daringantt.bsky.social who pounded the drum?

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened. FFS, you need to provide written documentation to have them give acetaminophen or ibuprofen 🙄🙄🙄

@kenjennings.bsky.social This parent of a trans kid who never misses Jeopardy thanks you for your kind words.

It’s hard to tell how much of this halftime is real, live, AI or pre-taped

Congratulations to the Supreme Court for solving a made-up problem. I'm sure now that coaches and administrators will now be inspecting the genitals of the middle school track team, nothing bad will ever happen. All because a handful of people can't accept that they're just shitty swimmers.

Anne Bancroft and Mel Brooks, 1983

Scott Pelley. Standing for us all

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

Spirit Airlines Resumes Business After CEO Finds Nickel On Ground https://theonion.com/spirit-airlines-resumes-business-after-ceo-finds-nickel-on-ground/

@daringantt.bsky.social I assume you’d have insight on this. Why would the players rank “team travel” a D on the Panthers survey. Don’t they travel fancy?

@daringantt.bsky.social I’m a Panthers fan from NC who had to move to TN 16 years ago who has been reading you for years, and think you’re an outstanding writer and person from what I can tell. Ignore the grief you’re getting online from the trolls. Thanks for all you do. Tommy in Kingsport.

One time I wanna watch 60 Minutes on CBS and the fucking golf won’t end.

Welp. Here I am.