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Thank you for that much needed chuckle 😆😆😆

Lol, Lily the Lush!! 💖

Oh this is just another blue/black vs gold/white dress situations. Depends on your color perception. I see a perfectly pink tongue here.

Lily is really a Chow Chow with her true identity finally revealed

She's innocent!

Did Lily drink from the toilet bowl again?

I would like to offer my services, Who's a Good Boy? LLC. Ziggy Stardust, Attorney at Law

Bad doggo. 😄

No idea what you are talking about. Lily is innocent.

Lily was just quality testing....sometimes it takes a while.

Lily is innocent! She’s clearly been framed!!

How could you blame such an innocent girl?!

Her Chow Chow blood took until this exact moment to manifest

The accusations are UNFOUNDED! No proof. If there's no video, it didn't happen

Lily pleads the 5th! 😂

Better call Saul.

She’s innocent

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No jury would convict her.

A forensics slam dunk as it were

If she says she didn't, I believe her. There is no evidence that says otherwise. No evidence, I tell you!!

Lily is innocent! 😇

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We plead not guilty, your honor.

It’s her impression of a Chow.

There's an SNL sketch that makes this far worse

"What is the charge?? Drinking a slushie?? A succulent blue slushie???"

post that brought about a smile to our faces. thank you.

Justice for Lily! Falsely accused! 💙💙💙

Clear case of entrapment.

Innocent!

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I didn’t want to say anything but I actually had a BOGO on blue slushies so I gave Lilly one of my slushies. I didn’t ask for a receipt so there isn’t one.

This dog is innocent of all charges.

@gothtatertot.bsky.social

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Lily, shut your mouth girl. Panting and tongue curling can be used against you in a canine court of law.

Circumstantial evidence

She was framed. I've never seen a more innocent face in my life.

How do you know?

She could have eaten a Smurf. I don't think it convinces me beyond a shadow of a doubt she's guilty .

Lily the blue blood asks where the proof is.

Lmaooo

Goldens are the best dogs I miss mine so much

Evil slander! Lily is innocent!

This breed of dog is known for their blue tongues…and if the slushie is orange…for their orange tongues.

Awww..Lily 😟😂 Silly little Pooh 😅

Thank you for this 😂 I usually go to Bluesky for my daily dose of rage, but it’s refreshing to have a good laugh sometimes!

Innocent till proven guilty!

was framed

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INNOCENT

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 blue tongue is a dead giveaway 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

She is innocent on account of being über adorable.

She was framed due to her pigment spot. Lol She needs a lawyer.

She is OBVIOUSLY part Chow and everyone knows that their tongues are blue!! She is owed an apology and a blue slushie, as she has never tasted one and they look delicious.

I stole this. Apawlogies to the originator.

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Keep it blue Lily, you know what to do.

What evidence do you have? An empty cup? The dog's tongue could be blue from drinking from a public toilet with a blue puck inside!

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this is so damn hilarious

plead the fifth

Nope ! Didn't do it !

Innocent…no brain freeze here…move along

Lily was framed!!!!!!!!!!!

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She's innocent 😇

🤣🤣🤣 Why do you always blame the dog? Huh? Why?!!!

Why did the mom get lily her own slushy?! 😆

Are we sure Lily is not part Smurf.

This is the most Golden Retriever thing I’ve seen in a while. Lily is like “Wut? I know nothing!” 😝 The Great Blue Blep!!!

Bah, that dog is innocent for sure, the blue tongue is because the AC is too high, no other reason.

ENTRAPMENT ‼️🤓

Innocent!

Zero regrets on that face!

This is how you get BIG BLUE dogs. It begins.

Idk I think maybe she actually is just whimsical and has a blue tongue

Just here for the obligatory - “hopefully there was no fake sweetener like sorbitol in that…”

My grandcats always zoom into whatever I’m drinking. If I leave it on the table and walk away, GONE. Then you see 2 cats pointing their paws at each other.

Innocent until proven innocent!

Thanks for the chuckle. 🤭

My second day as a preschool teacher, I was very alarmed by a kid with forest green poop. An experienced teacher later told me my overly fake calm question was, "So...tell me what you ate yesterday..." (It was blueberry popcorn)

No evidence. The blue tongue is just because some ancient Chow Chow genes suddenly came forth.

This so-called evidence is purely circumstantial.

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She's obviously been set up.

She's a very good girl with a turquoise tongue. 😍

INNOCNET

😂😂😂

True! 🤣

"Look mom! I'm a chow chow!"

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Love it!! I needed the smile that this brought to my face this afternoon…THANK YOU!! Love dogs!

Obama’s fault

Good dog! She needs a treat, her ears scratched and a belly rub!

Unless Lily is a Chow …

That is the face of an innocent Lily.

You mean her tongue really isn't that colour?! 😱

My dog ate a box of crayons one time. We found out when she pooped rainbows. 😁🌈

The dog’s mouth is blue and black, but the slushie is clearly white and gold.

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Lily’s Slushie Review: “It was good! Rate it 4 🐾 out of 5!"

Aww she's got a blue tongue. 🥺💜 She's innocent 100%!

Jasper! Pinched a Torta offa the counter - just moments ago! Are the two crimes connected?!?! Mayhaps!

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Lily,keep your mouth closed till you have proper representation!

Ah, the magnificent Blue Tongued Retriever. Rare.

Get her a good lawyer

She's just part Chow.

Call 1-800-DOG-ATTY they'll help you get justice, buddy!

Hmmm, there seems to be no evidence to justify this accusation.🤭🥰

“You’ve got no proof, maybe I drank blue toilet water or got some blue razz jolly ranchers!”

Lily is innocent and clearly very sick. The treatment for bluetonguitis just happens to be the rest of mom's slushie. What a coincidence!

Busted

Lily, just doin' her job! 💜🖖🏼💚

Innocent until proven guilty. 🤣

Where is your evidence????

Lies! Innocent!

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The case for the prosecution appears to be insurmountable.