Too Lazy to Fail

Micah 6:8 spotted in the wild!

Seen at Thriftique in Pittsburgh.

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It does not.

A lot of you are mocking Secretary of State Marco Rubio. That's good. Keep doing that.

Failed promises, corruption, and privilege of the few, you say? 👀

Posting wisdom is holding back in those circumstances. Posting greatness is making your wrong position funny

We are closer than it feels like to being done with this shit. Hang tough. Stay mad.

Not a single word of this is hyperbolic in the slightest. Buy your friends in cybersecurity the drink or chocolate of their choice right now. We are not doing well

I mean who among us

"CISA has directed federal agencies to prioritize patching systems affected by Plex2Shell vulnerabilities or apply mitigations by October 23." Uh, how many federal agencies are running Plex servers? www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/securit...

Abe Lincoln may have the reach but I bet he's never seen an arm-bar throw.

Pulling down the overhead mask just to get some air on that one.

Detective, writing in his notebook: So you said you'd describe the attackers as tiny, tooney, and... what else? Grieving Widow, through sobs: I don't know, I don't know. They were all a little looney I guess?

I mean who among us

What a delightful day to work in a shop that doesn't use PHP anywhere. HugOps to those who are affected, I'm sure my day is coming soon.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmLB...

if you’re running PHP 4, you’re not vulnerable

“did you see the adam conover polyamory discourse on bluesky—“ you bolt awake in your own bed and you are still yourself. you didn’t dream it and it isn’t some historical time. you did see the adam conover polyamory discourse on bluesky and you have to accept that’s the life you live now

Two weeks.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

Just do it.

In college I worked at a game store for just a few weeks. I'd worked years at a GameXchange in high school (and would go on to own my own game store for close to a decade later) so I was a great fit. Ex-felon owner slept on a futon in the back, gun under register. They never made a rent payment.

Will you disavow iceberg lettuce?

Update:

Every Millennial's story about the conditions that led to cutting off their shitty parent is different. Every shitty parent's story about getting cut off by their Millennial kid is the same.

Will Abdul El-Sayed disavow Shakira Law?

Do you disavow the Foot Clan?

Do you denounce the Brotherhood of Steel?

I dreamed that I was a passenger in a car that was driving by Pete Hegseth. In the dream I intended to give him a thumbs down but instead I did the thumb-pinky waggle thing and I'm just so upset that I gave that man a positive greeting.

(to the tune of "Were You There When They Crucified Our Lord") Were you there when we had to see Alf's hog Were you there when we had to see Alf's hog Oh, o-o-oh Sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble Were you there when we had to see Alf's hog

LOL, LMAO even.

RETVRN to bad posting being a career-threatening activity instead of a Functional Area.

Aw, man. Star Wars Zero Company patch appears to have broken it in Linux under Proton.

this has lived in my head for a week and I gotta let it out

"The French are cheese-eating surrender monkeys" meanwhile their armed forces have had real-world deployment experience pretty much continuously since 1945 and their nuclear doctrine is "drop a nuke immediately and see how the vibes shift."

Three weeks until the midterms, besties. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnLn...

"Take your seats, everybody. I mean that in a 100% platonic way; I'm James Talarico, not the Vice President."

At some point this is just elder abuse.