Toucan do it

In my high school yearbook I was voted most likely to be poked with a stick to see if I was dead, while black out drunk in a dumpster behind the Tastee Freeze

•••••UPDATE••••• The U.S. Department of Homeland Security now admits they made an error in raiding the Oklahoma City home of a mom and her three daughters. 20 federal agents, including ICE, the FBI, and U.S. Marshals, raided the home, held the family at gunpoint, and seized their…

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Snapshots of Copper’s day so far

Pretty disrespectful for Jesus to rise during Passover when his body was made of bread.

Senator Van Hollen is a hero.

This is what happens when you are late with the good

Everything is breathtakingly stupid

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TRUTH

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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.

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Who agrees with AOC....

Epic idea

Hi, I'm God. I categorically reject Donold's request for Me to 'bless America.' I will not be doing that until he is long gone. Fuck you, Donold.

This.

Crockett: This is not what we should be doing. I don’t even know why we’re fighting with Greenland. We’re fighting with Greenland, Canada, and Mexico—yet we’re in love with Putin?!

This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

Kids are dying of measles. Egg prices are skyrocketing. Bird flu is out of control. Planes are falling out of the sky. Inflation is rising. Tariffs are coming. Consumer confidence is collapsing. A recession is now likely. The stock market is dropping. Donald Trump is golfing.

Я вболіваю за Україну

And to think we could have had a sane, serious government run by an intelligent person who would have acted in the best interests of Americans, and not Vladimir Putin.

This expression says “I think I’m sitting in J.D. Vance’s wet spot.”

🚨The European Union foreign policy chief Kaja Kallas : “The free world needs a new leader” The United States is weaker and more isolated than ever.

I'd like the congratulate the Canadian hockey team on their victory last night over the team fielded by Russia's vassal.

Ooooops. Another big Trump, Kennedy and Musk screw-up... USDA accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is now trying to rehire them.. An Agriculture Department spokesperson told NBC News that officials are "working to swiftly rectify the situation." www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...

This is the best idea I've seen today. What do YOU think?

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

I'm watching the 4 Nations hockey game between the USA and Canada. Guess which team I'm rooting for? CANADA, OF COURSE.

At the moment, mansion-sized Asteroid 2024-YR4 has a one-in-fifty chance of hitting Earth in the next eight years. Now might be a bad time to reduce spending on Science. Just sayin’.

I saw a video of known alcoholic Pete Hegseth drinking multiple scotches in the middle of a televised presser and started laughing so hard I began coughing as I believe we're less than 2 weeks removed from him promising never to drink a single time as Secretary of Defense and nothing matters anymore

General Milley is a realist and we haven’t been listening.

On top of the world

Spoken like a true dictator.

Count me in, ladies!! 💙💙