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Slogging towards self-promotion! Check this new translation of #shigesato-itoi, writer of #earthbound! It's a short short story he wrote! I'm translating the collection(

It’s time to decide America’s greatest city, Tampa or Milwaukee

in reading this post, you confirm I am a good poster, a good developer, and that thoughtless "shit" posting is as important if not more so than poetry—is in fact a form akin to "haiku"

people mad at the digger guy for being a true idiot's idiot, but what about mike Flanagan? one of American cultures most emptiest minds

anyone else switching medicines and having side effets? quote this with your favorite medicinal interaction

Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”

goddamn, the end of guermantes way always fn gets me, I am so mad at the French aristocracy right now!

thinking about her (huevos divorciados)

Come at me bro. I’m in the Shire.

I hate when Neil young sings about dying im like buddy I won't let you pass that final line!

Fleetwood Mac: really the perfect mix of dull yacht rock and killer tunes, IMO

they cal it CHEEZ-IT FLOUR coop. you can dust it on top of your pizza, or use it to bread an AMAZING pork chop sandwich. its LIMITED TIME ONLY coop. LI-MIT-TID.

I don't wanna bore you with my troubles oh girl

jolene... jolene... jolene, joleeeen

We Do It All For Stephen Wonder

MY REFORMED FREUDIANISM: psychoanalysis is useful though not transcendental; it is a poetic system for generating localized meanings MY INTERNALIZED JUNGIAN ANTITYPE: where do you get this parochial streak MY WORKING CLASS BACKGROUND: it's before 11 u think the gas station still has breakfast pizza

when a heart.... aheart is NOT enough

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Axm...

when people used to say "lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man", they were referring to Ryan Murphy

in my dream someone informed me you gotta live somewhere 21 years to be "from" there, which means im from nowhere in particular now

the cursed 1/52 thread marker

blog post on wonderful my room is spinning unfiction story

torneko, the only blameless small business man

So what if you can see the darkest side of me? No one would ever change this animal I have become Help me believe it's not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal

bot followers, retweet this too. its amazing

I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...

dreams of making Internet Essays about Indiana in popular us fiction, inspired by this wonderful litltle show

35 years ago on September 15, 1991, TV show 'Eerie, Indiana' aired episode "ForeverWare"

I never imagined that Story of O would translate well into video game form, but props to them for trying

What a mistake! This morning I poured coffee into my ear instead of hydrogen peroxide and now my

eating beans with my friends

fire escape,,,, nice weather.... life is like a Video Game

ryan murphy…. what a brain

He Only Posts when Unclothed. Can Anyone Contain His Total Power?

updating proust for the modern day by replacing the party scenes with references to streamers; instead of the dreyfus affair we get “pro jared”

damn I shoulda tuned into nintendo direct

aliens among us

love to sit in the park. children, cats on leashes, cigaretts…

link is canonically ugly. every 4 or so years nintendo refreshes his style in the way the determine to be the Least Palatable for longtime fans to recreate that feeling of looking at the creature, thinking "Gross"

there is so much beauty in the terror of this earth

when you post on the internet, other people can see you. imagine that ! 🫨