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Hear me out: our level of obsession with sports is a sickness in our culture.

My man looks like a 30 year old canvas punching bag got cirrhosis

Why independent media is so needed, in one post👇🏽 Framing matters

Why is he speaking in front of such a small American flag? Is he ashamed of his country?

The entirety of the Republican Party is quite famously composed of “weirdos”. Have you looked at the rapist felon they chose to lead them?

qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

So you’re saying the brain has layers? Like an onion?

Operation MORNING WOOD

If we’re still doing that thing where we name decades, I vote for calling the 2020s the “Find Out” decade

It’s like the singularity, but shitty. The shitularity.

If you mix up i.e. and e.g. I will judge you

Brilliant! Every day Congress doesn’t work becomes a national holiday.

He only wants to pay the iron price

Hear me out: 1. Get tfg to obsess about getting his stupid face on Rushmore 2. Lucy that football away from him 3. Watch as he demolishes Rushmore 4. Profit

Much of what he does is a violent assault on the American people. It’s all he knows.

To save money I will be eating lentils and riding the bus, possibly a bad combination

If you see this, post your favorite nickelodeon character

JUST IN: A federal judge has barred DHS from threatening to prosecute a man who harshly criticized ICE’s acting director following the fatal shootings in Minnesota. It violates his free speech, Judge Contreras ruled. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...

Whatever happened to all that lovely hippie shit?

It was the fuck around of times, it was the find out of times

Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell of Kentucky returned to the Senate on Monday for the first time since June 14, when he was hospitalized after a fall in his home. https://to.pbs.org/4ye5BXD

Time to swap out the summer blood for winter blood

Is the whole FBI / bestiality thing … is that just allowed, or is it a requirement?

“I made the discovery that Bigger Thomas was not black all the time; he was white, too, and there were literally millions of him, everywhere.” - Richard Wright

Every year Idiocracy gets a little less funny and a lot more accurate.

Calling narcissists “daffodilists” softens the blow a bit

Last four characters you saved on your phone are your D&D party.

I gotta be careful what I say on social media because if I run for president some day I don’t want the red states to know I think they’re all inbred troglodytes. Whoops

One must imagine Sisyphus struck in the head by an anvil

All Republicans are cannibals

ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote:

Hear me out, Aunt May could be younger than Peter Parker

Imagine a world where people didn’t have bladders

Economic isolation is good for the USA but bad for Iran. Ok, got it.

If you read the news you will have noticed it isn't news There are just 3 things it does 1. Distraction 2. Propaganda for the billionaires 3. Racism and Culture War stoking Read every article in the media, you find 1 or more likely all 3 in every article And NO facts.

38 most influenza

Remind me why I pay #duolingo to put this garbage on my phone.

We gotta get rid of sheriffs departments already

ANALYSIS: 'Lake America' makes one thing clear: we can’t trust U.S. tech companies The president’s decree is dumb. Why is anyone going along with it?

Gilligan’s island but Epstein coded.

"Today it’s Lake America, but tomorrow the propaganda coming from south of the border could be both more serious and insidious, and the actions of Google, Apple and other companies show plainly that they will not be on our side." —  @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social

Giggling buffoon

It’s worth considering that main line Dems aren’t allies who are hopeless at messaging but are actually aggressively ideologically opposed to you