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I think all talk about uniforms is exhausting, but the NFL should fine Houston for these uniforms.

Is it OK if I don’t like being in any room with any kind of person?

This story really delivers…

Crazy woke school changed my kid’s gender. Twice.

Spencer Jones looks like someone put a dog’s brain in a dinosaur’s body.

The announcers organically stumbled onto an opportunity to say “ballbag.”

Arvell Reese is such an exciting young player for Giants fans to watch that I fully expect a planeload of pianos to fall on him.

In honor of Our Lord Jesus Christ and the chronically diseased gut He gave me in His Wisdom, I am changing my name to Tim SIBO.

I think Trent Grisham is cheating again, @kentremendous.bsky.social.

Smash cut to a Dodge Caravan.

I come from the future. The government is run by AI models that exclusively tear down, replace and rename structures built by competing AI models.

Weird, all my AI Agents are running loose in the street. What are you gonna do? Regulate me? Cuz I been a baaaad, baaaaad tech company…

Jaxson Dart: Not dead.

Javon Holland is here for your balls.

These white people were ALWAYS insane. They just didn’t show up to vote until 2016.

Why don’t rules apply to the Philadelphia Eagles?

As I understand it, the world’s worst people have built invisible monsters inside computers that will destroy us unless we pay them.

What if we could bribe voters AND Blame Obama?

As my bullet-riddled body slumps to the asphalt, with my final breath I hold up a sign reading "!".

My man looks like he had his wedding reception at a Zaxby's

At this point, I wish we had a President whose policies I simply disagreed with.

🙄

Welcome to Bluesky.

You scored one run off Will Warren and you’re going to sit here complaining about the umps?

Note to younger generations: The lamest Boomers lived the longest.

I’m just saying, there’s only one way that guy could ever upstage Dolly Parton, and he only has about 24 hours to pull it off.

Oh, FFS.

Even Darline Graham should know better.

It is important to always remember that the press mostly determines how your narrative should be constructed on if you are useful to the press.

I’m a good person when I’m not destroying your professional credibility in defense of a fascistic kleptocrat with dementia.

The willingness of media to defend bad actors for meeting bare minimum etiquette expectations of their job SOME OF THE TIME is everything you need to know about access journalism. These people (like @petersagal.bsky.social and @ericlipton.nytimes.com) are grossly out of touch with reality.

Journalists continuing to fail the "I like them because they treat me like a special good boy" challenge.

Fuck all baby killers, regardless of what country they call home.

happy 14th

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

Oh no, the White Supremacists are getting shit on wrong…

Thanks to grubby, corporate media consolidation, Life, Larry & the Pursuit of Unhappiness Episode 5 is also the second Deadwood movie.

One of the problems of the modern political press, beyond the access journalism, is that a lot of them treat this basically like their Met Gala and its effectively the sign that you've "made it."

This is the most passive aggressive shit I have ever seen in my life. 😂

Based on evidence procured by the weird cult lady we fired…

Noticed that my wife watched one episode of “Blue Bloods,” and it’s like, “who the fuck did I marry?”

President Trump to expose existence of Black voters in Georgia.

Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History