The MILFing Hour feat. Tzippi

"Anthropic announces the have hacked the Metatron" ... "'just trust us' says CEO who just announced shaky IPO"

The proper response to this is "no you don't, you're lying to preserve what remains of your credibility."

Yeah it turns out, using a machine that selects the average of the training data to select the next possible word will only ever produce an average output. Which is great news for me. As a person who has to be extraordinary as a baseline, this makes my job (being good at it) a lot easier!

I've always said that you become an adult the day you realize your parents and by extension all adults are just making it up and are really just, to quote Dylan Moran, "a tall child holding a beer, having a conversation you don't understand" This is... *very* strange, even by that rubric.

Can I just say, we may wake up in early January to democratic senators from Kansas and Idaho. If you've ever wondered what it sounds like when I climax, *that's it*

republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution

If we get a supermajority in both houses, they need to be impeached and removed.

we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself!

Something like 30% of the network was Alf's dick. It felt like this could be the one that bucks the trend.

The way I'm here scratching my nose in frustration because I desperately don't want this to be as accurate as it is.

I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too

What, did you think libertarians actually care about individual liberty? They just don't want to be held to account for their abuses. They're every bit as fascist as MAGA, but they like to smoke weed.

Stupid people do not appreciate being asked to have a 2nd thought, huh? Relatedly, if you're sharing the video of Jesi Cook's bucket dance just to dunk on it, that's fine. Boring and lazy, but whatevs; just don't frame it as "wtf is this?" if you're unwilling to have a conversation about wtf it is.

I honestly thought he had died, and I'm quite displeased to learn he hasn't

I bet that guy's sessions are straight up trash juice.

Controversial opinion, apparently, but I'm absolutely fine with my tax dollars paying so that old and poor people can eat healthy food. Furthermore, if you'd prefer that old and poor people starve, you are a graceless freak who does not deserve the easy life requisite to holding that opinion.

The Washington Times is a ridiculous hard right propaganda rag, in case you didn't know.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Ohio Sen. Moreno says Rep. Max Miller should not serve in House after abuse allegations from Moreno’s daughter.

The "ASMR is absolutely a sex thing" bit is a *bit*! It's not serious! Please grow tf up, youtube.

if I ever taught film criticism lesson one would be “you being smarter than the movie is not interesting to anyone”

What the actual fuck??? The conditions amongst the straights is truly deplorable.

Mass murderer says what?

This is such a humorless time, in no small part because of the lack of competence in our government.

@housedemocrats.bsky.social do just really love losing, huh? Actual committed leftists have held their noses and voted for centrists for DECADES. It's past time for y'all to learn to play ball. Y'all better start thinking of this as a governing coalition, not an unruly caucus. The energy is with us

Hey stupid, who was president six years ago?

Hard to see so many basic rights being dismantled and not view the Biden interregnum as a total failure. His presidency was premised on restoring institutions and stability, and so many of the wins achieved have already been undone by Trump (as well as 50+ years of progress).

I've been staring at the new Virginia maps for hours, and I've come to two conclusions: 1. The disdain is palpable. All the idiots packed into one R+47 district resembling Somalia in shape. 2. This is the funniest map. Y'all wanted to play silly fuckfuck games, now half of the state is Long DC.

Good. He should be haunted by it. And he should not only interrogate his conscience, but the politics and the way we do politics that led us here, and his own part in it. Forgiveness comes, maybe, at the end of a long road of self-reflection and improvement. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...

You Do Not Hate Congress Enough

My highest aspiration in life right now is to be able to take a shit without getting a huge serving of Someone Else's Problem slopped onto my plate.

vance is so personally off putting that even foreign electorates want nothing to do with him

Fox & Friends has completed ignored this absolutely insane Easter morning post from Trump. Hasn't been mentioned on air this morning.

*watches Blue Moon with my platonic life partner* *rolls 2d10 psychic*

Have our allies not been insulted enough? Now we're going to make them spend time with Marco Rubio?

ICE must be dismantled and all of its officers tried for crimes against humanity and crimes against peace.

The wishcasting here is positively *insane*. This is just The Secret for people who think manifesting is childish.

Number go up is the whole point. There is no other point at this point.