arm the dolls

I gazed long into the abyss and the abyss just walked by without even saying hello. Rude.

Machine gun conversion devices were illegal federally before this law was passed and banning them shows that you're either afraid the Supreme Court will overturn that or you don't actually know anything about guns or the laws regulating them and are just trying to scare Massachusetts voters.

I love car keys that flip open like a switchblade. like hell yeah I'm a dangerous badass goin to the store

John Moses Browning invented one 115 years ago

I hate when my items are slow to arrive

lol. lmao. "Boston Commons" how you know this dweeb ain't from Boston

this is an incredible turn of phrase that I will be adding to my repertoire

Bee you encounter some interesting people out there

can any theology understanders confirm if JD Vance has committed the sin of heresy

@margaret.bsky.social I finally got to the Gallae episode and "Her Holy Rage and Sorrow" feels like a black metal album title

apparently you're not supposed to use a ball peen hammer on your balls OR peen

with Elon's money I'd have ended student debt or something and still have enough to do stupid shit

Nature is healing

what if me AM that kind of orc?

I've been told that cheetahs do, in fact, get the zoomies. I hope this information delights you as much as it did me.

call her George cuz she got a W bush

pleasure yachts imply the existence of a pain yacht

They will begin looking for ways to forcibly disarm trans people as if the guns or the gender are somehow to blame. Libs are gonna need to get over their hatred of the second amendment.

update: they're coming back. I hate this.

this week on Behind the Bastards, we learn the history behind why conservatives will fight bitterly for the right to murder their sick children with bullshit medical treatments. pro-life, y'all.

I refuse to post good

"make good choices" you are NOT my mother

OH THIS HAS NOT AGED WELL

@iwriteok.bsky.social thought you might enjoy this fact: Krebs means cancer in German, so the guy selling fake cancer cures is literally Ernie Cancer

call me an 18-year-old in 2002 the way I'm ready to die for bush

she doesn't on my nothing til I don't

I don't think vaccines make you more or less vulnerable to explosions

call her montresor the way she got me bricked up and screaming

@postoctobrist.bsky.social I found the perfect shirt for Liam

when i say "death before detransition" this is how i mean it btw

anyone attempting to shove a trans girl into a van in my presence better be faster than me because I do not fuck around with the safety of my people stop trying to pretend that sexualizing media that is literally made for children is in any way an equivalent scenario to existing as a trans person

you forfeit the right to claim any kind of moral high ground if you're honkin' off to a children's cartoon

finding out that I carry the same gun as @iwriteok.bsky.social was funny. You have a dot on yours? I've got a Holosun EPS Carry and it's fantastic.

@iwriteok.bsky.social The King and Queen and the King's mistress all sitting down and having a chat and being cool with each other is just about the Frenchest goddamn thing I've ever heard. I remember reading that it was basically impossible for French spies to be blackmailed about infidelity.

the people behind the Erin Esurance ad campaign (and the artist who created her) were taken completely by surprise when the internet was horny for her

gumdrop got them Leonid Brezhnev eyebrows

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

playing fetch with a dog when he grabs a stick and runs but one end catches on the ground and breaks so he lets out a startled bork

if there's one thing I know about you Bee it's that you definitely serve the yuri agenda

Laura Loomer lasted all of sn hour before getting banned, good job bsky

don't tell me happy honda days when you know my family celebrates toyotathon

I am pleased to report that the garish anti-palestine billboards are basically gone, and the one I used to see every day is now advertising pistachios. a significant improvement imo

@r-emrys.bsky.social good to see you're on bsky. I got banned from Twitter, I was the one who named a cat Aphra