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love you forever, sophia rose

it’s pretty obvious to me after years of using the mcdonald’s app that they intentionally make it dogshit to discourage usage. it’s slower than apps from 2014, you have to login every single time the app updates, and it just so happens to NEVER load when u are in the vicinity of a mcdonald’s. gross.

i’m going to go fucking joker mode over gambling ads u literally cannot avoid them

elbow hurts from eating box but we are so up

@nytimes.com holy fuck… what do they say ? “democracy dies in the darkness” ? well it also dies behind your fucking paywalls. can’t even read one article these days without being BOMBARDED with ads 😂 not only do you write mostly corporate apologist slop but you have to pay for it too 😂

there’s a reason SNL doesn’t hit like it used to and it’s because parody is dead

everyone getting mad at trump but u have to admit hearing “oh no, we’re going to war over oil” is a little refreshing to hear said out loud 😂😂😂 anti war president btw 😂😂

i genuinely wish so much evil on ICE agents it’s borderline unfathomable

damn…. we really just kinda breezed over the whole “the president fucked kids” thing, huh ?!

i like dave but if he’s dating tems that’s too far thats my mf wife bro

a noticable shift in culture is that when the original google glass released 13 years ago, one kid in my highschool had one and we all bullied him for how weird it was you could take photos with it and he stopped wearing after 1 day. that anti-invasive tech culture is dead with modern social media

@whitehouse-47.bsky.social FUCK YOU

this actually has to be illegal bro 😂😂😂😂😂 i’m trying to call AT&T and the fucking bot keeps telling me “actually, you’re a customer of one of our resellers, call them please”, AND THEY KEEP HANGING UP 😭😭😭😭

we must abolish ICE

i was on the fence about it before but i would fully believe charlie kirk was murdered by the trump administration to shift the overton window. the dude was racist and now it’s “omg u can’t get violent over political beliefs omgggggg”

i for one cry myself to sleep every night thinking about charlie kirk and how unfair it is a nazi got clapped. we need to make sure that all nazis are safe and well protected from the violence they espouse

conservatives hated cancel culture so bad they used the government to do it

reposting based on current events. this dude advocated for less rights for minorities, for immigrants to be violently deported, and made fun of george floyd. a violent guy met a violent end…. whats the weather for tomorrow ?

why does jacksonville feel like it’s in georgia

the mcdonald’s app is intentionally coded to be complete dogshit and unusable half the time. this is a conspiracy i am certain of. billion dollar corpo and the app logs you out every time if it opens…. lol

one of my staunchest gaming takes is that survival games are a fucking chore and not that fun. i honestly appreciate the mechanics and work that goes into making the games but jfc man i worry about food and shelter IRL the last thing i want to do is stress about that on my computer too 😂😂

just saw an exchange on twitter where 2 people may or may not have been using chat-GPT to write their tweets. genuinely a dumbfounding moment for me….. what are we even doing at this point ? dead internet theory is going to become true though human intervention lol

9. The recent removal of “bisexual” from official Pride histories is a warning: attacks on transgender people will never stop with us. They are part of a broader effort to narrow the scope of who is allowed to belong, to be seen, and even to be remembered.

my relatives are going to HATE me when you-know-who finally, thankfully kicks the bucket

another day of wishing ICE agents get caught by the cartel :)

imagine being so fucking stupid you couldn’t even be a cop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ICE

lowkey i wish i knew an ICE agent IRL so i could ruthlessly mock them and begin to establish the culture of disgust surrounding ICE that a humane and just society requires

good morning. another day of wishing ICE agents hell. i hope it’s hot and u get assaulted 🙏🏼

starting to understand why people believe in hell. feels pretty bad knowing all these evil people/republicans are gonna die the same lame death as all of us and stop existing instead of being eternally tortured for their sins like they deserve

i want to peel off on some tangent about how horrifically doomed the american voter base is but this is legitimately one of the funniest things i’ve seen in my entire life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy presumably has voting rights man 😂😂😂😂😂😂 let’s increase taxes on poor people 😂😂😂😂😂😂

excuse the anti religious bender here but if mormonism can exist i really don’t know how people don’t connect the dots…. joseph smith was a known scammer who came up with a dumb fucking ripoff religion because he wanted money…. and people lead their lives by his teachings 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

burna boy is a generational artist who doesn’t get the respect he deserves

no guys i don’t think giving the richest man in the entire world everyone’s social security number and union information will come back to bite us in the ass at all ?

FINALLY SOME GOOD NEWS

idk man all i’m saying is we live in america: capping the fuck out of a masked man trying to drag your mother into an unmarked vehicle is one of your foundational rights as an american. no way you don’t win in court 😂😈

idk man doesn’t iran have a right to defend itself ? 😂😂

most of the time i’m a hater but man what other country could produce irony this sharp ?! 😂😂😂😂 marching thru the streets for the birthday of the silver spoon wannabe king who’s taking your veteran’s benefits away while a song about the injustices of the military blasts in the background.

i find it both incredibly satisfying and reassuring about the quality of the game that it seems like buying super teams in professional counter strike just doesn’t really work. nothing beats good old fashioned chemistry

someone just gotta do it man….. we can’t seriously just sit here and watch everything burn to the ground lol

the world colonel makes no sense. who the fuck came up with that shit ? they need a kneecapping fr

imagine being an intellectual in america rn. watching your whole life’s work be burned to the ground by an alzheimer’s-ridden child rapist who won the election because america isn’t quite ready for a black woman president 😂😂😂😂 that’s gotta be depressing man 😭😭

people always say it isn’t the answer but what is ? these people hold all the cards and they WANT you to die 😂😂😂

not one single respectable individual i knew growing up became a police officer. career dorks, lying to everyone about how beating up minorities and aiming their gun at unarmed citizens is “helping people”. give me a fucking break

people on the other website are now arguing with AI chatbots. in case you were wondering how we are doing 😂😂 these people vote man 😂😂

trying to resist being a hater about interstellar being the most overrated movie of all time

yeah idk guys seems kinda like a bad thing that now every single person who uses the american flag emoji (🇺🇸) in their name is just a racist mouth breather 😭😭

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

WHAT THE HELL IS THE PINK PONY CLUB ???!!

ICE would post up outside the manger to disappear Mary to a foreign torture prison after snatching the baby Jesus and holding him in a private, for-profit tender-age detention facility.

me sitting down to watch the trump administration executions on live TV in 2029: