TrashMarine

website update look at my portfolio and commission me PLEASE i BEG trashmarine.neocities.org/portfolio

spanish pear i am big pearto

remembered something that i thought was a conversation i had on voice chat. thought a little harder, it was actually from a Sad Boys episode that qualifies as a testimonial right

its fucked up that phantom forces is still really fun. how do i look a man square in the minces and say that i love the roblox battlefield clone

never seen a bad impression of james acaster. the only people publicly doing impressions of him are the ones who are already stupid good at it. prlly smth to do with the specific quirky lane of comedy he's in

sometimes it really is just an "eat four back-to-back mustard sandwiches" kinda night

people who still reference Your Favorite Martian are either actual angels or adolf reincarnated. there is no in-between

new video www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_f9...

this is the state of affairs up to this moment jackbox party pack 12 came out 3 days ago i've already banned myself from hyperface

funny thing about the OSA is if u have niche & thought-provoking faps (smaller websites they don't know about) the govt cant do shit

mfs acting like they're thought leaders when they deadass havent read a book since biff & chip

mental image: 69ing but with eachothers toes instead is this anything. do people do this.

The OG

flicking through random radio stations rn i swear to god this car dealership station's brb music is just Lab Practicum from HL2

The devil is real...I know, she likes my posts.

i think the only thing shane gillis ever really had going for him was a 7/10 trump impression and like...there are enough of those out there to make him functionally unnecessary. like jay pharoah is everything shane is, plus 100 other impressions. thats just objectively way more bang for your buck.

if i schedule my bedroom light to come on at 6am and it comes on at 5:53am, am i allowed to claw the eyes out of whichever CEO owns TP-Link

field programmable gatorade

This shitty automatic chapter update on YouTube has been bad, but it does make it funny when it has to try and make sense of a YTP

bought a collection of games on sale that a friend charitably described as "two of the best action games of all time, and Arkham Knight"

ur gonna see so many obsession couples costumes this halloween btw

very cool how we all agreed on the same 5 guns being "cool" by 1995 and then film & tv never moved on tv cops still have beretta 92s like cmon just update it a little bit pls

been up since 6am sharp its 11pm and im not tired i wish my stupid chud body would let me sleep at normal intervals

btw you can say "ramon film productions" to the rhythm of the battlefield theme

sucks having a good impression of shadow while having never played most of the key important sonic titles to remedy this i have now purchased sonic adventure 1 and 2 on steam

> known as Kid Rock > is old and soft thank you Kojima

Former Steelers coach Mike Tomlin shows off his Minecraft city that he's been building for the last 12 years ⛏️

nvm that last post was way too bleak and even if it wasnt it was worded/formatted awfully deleted for make benefit glorious nation of trashmarine

white people be like "yeah so this is my symphonic metalcore cover of a toby fox song"

deltarune music puts me the closest i've been to crying in years and honestly i dont know how to feel about that. that gotdang toby "radiation" fox is making me break down my emotional wall istg

people give toby fox flak for using the sgm soundfont so damn much but in his defense it is a stupidly versatile soundfont with literally zero bad instruments

jerking off a smart person call that a stroke of genius

more than once today i have looked down and there has been blood on my hands and so far i haven't been able to find the part of me that is bleeding more than once, today. it is 9:30am and this has already happened twice

really sucks that "femboy" has sexual connotations now tbh