Trooooohooooooohdi

The emergence of Michael Bublè from his grave gets earlier every year

I've come on #traitors by mistake

I'm ready for this #traitors

Hello Autumn

I've 'weened myself

It' a bank holiday weekend so of course im sitting in a caravan, eating fish and chips while its pissing down outside. I've never felt so British

A beautiful day for the #clactonairshow

Might stay up just to listen to that sweet sweet rain on the roof

I was at work when the 7pm alert went off, so thats app. 40 phones all going off at the same time. I thought it was the end of days.

Just been and voted, alas I didn't see any #dogsatpollingstations

You there boy, are you ready for the eclipse?

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

This is ace haha

Spotted on my way into work @countbinface.bsky.social

When breakfast bites back....Clacky is fine, it fell off when he flew away

As a Clactonian, he's getting my vote

The Sunday night fear compounded with the threat of Reform turning up on your doorstep

Is this the queue for the buffet?

I do love a BBC montage

Dear Wayne Rooney, never change.

He's doing a John Terry

Oh do fuck off Trump

Same again in 4 years lads

Stick it up your Junta

When you're winning the World Cup at 11pm but have a opening 5am shift at Lidl

Just nipped to the loo, did I miss something?

Feel like pure shite Just want hydration breaks back

Hydration break

Black Eyed OAPs.

Miss Piggy lolz

Half time show

If this is football, I'm relieved it's not coming home

You there boy, how many goals was that?

What a fucking goal

Hydration break

Its a bit Spursy

I'd like to apologise for the dip in England's form, I've only just started watching

There are 34 candidates, a record number in the Clacton by election 😂

If Reform/ Farage come canvassing here I'll answer the door with a bin on my head 🤣

All of England's hopes now rest with you @countbinface.bsky.social

We put our hope in the England team by mistake

Cheer up guys we've still got the bronze medal match to look forward to

Fucking hell

The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c

GIVE IT SOME MINGE!!!

Fuck off Simeone

Hydration break