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The UK government is urging citizens to stockpile three days' worth of food and water to prepare for potential emergencies like extreme weather, cyber-attacks, or hostile state sabotage, and James O'Brien says he is going to do it. @mrjamesob.bsky.social

This video is 10 years old. If only someone had told people about Trump back then ...

The whole documentary comes out on Sunday. Yesterday Reform UK onlyfans spent the day defending racists, today they'll be defending the glorious leader for protecting white supremacists and patriot Nazis. Can't wait to see them defending paedos. youtu.be/fykfL4DVDJU?...

Every party has a few rotten apples - leave poor little Refuk alone!!!

We need a British version of this (mainly because the people who need to see won't empathise unless it has a Union Jack)

Introducing our new range of Instant Drinks ...

President Trump's plan to import Russian diesel to combat rising domestic fuel prices has sparked intense bipartisan and international backlash from critics who argue the move violates US sanctions and helps finance Russia's war in Ukraine.

I was on the @mrjamesob.bsky.social show trying to explain how my weirdly wired brain works ... #adhd youtu.be/Aufgf6H6jIk?...

I don't very often ask you lot for favours - but would you all take the day off, dress like twats and protest outside Chichester Town Hall shouting "Refund Mike's Parking Fine!!!" Also, my Mum would like a new house

Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again?

Saving wives ...

One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.

One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.

What IS the point of all this?

Fáragë at the count #clacton #farage #binface

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

I have received information from Trumptonshire Police about a credible threat to my personal ego. I shall, very bravely, take their advice and hide under a table hugging myself asking myself why I thought a By-election was a good idea.

Now we go LIVE to the Count in Clacton ... #Binface #Clacton #Farage #FarageCoward

Farage in last ditch attempt to beat Binface ...

So Sam (@tzartzam.bsky.social) has kindly let us at @fieldleveltech.org digitize his most recent and excellent roll and write board game. poll-and-write.uk While you're waiting for the count tonight. And if you think you know who's going to call it on: called-it.uk/election/par... (My bet is Bin)

Totally Eclipsed

Establishment candidate? You decide. A side-by-side breakdown comparing Nigel Paul Farage and Jonathan David Harvey (aka Count Binface). #TheTrumptonProject #NigelFarage #CountBinface #UKPolitics #satire

CLACTONS!!! Binface Needs You! youtube.com/shorts/G4V8o...

CLACTONS! Thursday 13th August @countbinface.bsky.social WANTS YOU!

Fáragë announces another By-election in Clacton ... #farage #binface #clacton

Bins Assemble #clacton #binface #farage

The Bin in the White Suit. @CountBinface #binface #ClactonOnSea #farage

NOT SO FAST FARAGE!

"When are you planning to tell them about the Vogon's plan to destroy the planet if Farage wins?" #Binface

Stop the Scrotes #stopthescrotes #stoptheboats #binface

Clacton by-election holiday camp - send Farage to Jail. #Binface #Farage #clacton

Democracy is SO bracing. @countbinface.bsky.social #clacton #binface #byelection

I've designed an appropriately recycled, appropriately British, spaceship for @countbinface.bsky.social - can you spot the homages to British Sc-Fi?

In his inaugural speech as Labour leader, Andy Burnham argued that Britain took a series of wrong turns during the 1980s by centralizing political power and privatizing essential infrastructure, marking a decisive shift away from that era toward a new, "authentically Labour" direction.

England fans surprised by announcement of new coach ...

Everything is Awful. youtube.com/watch?v=kJay...

Everything is truly Awful. #clacton #binface #farage #lego youtube.com/watch?v=kJay...

Binned

The Clacton Vote - ♪♪Everything is Awful...♪♪

The Lego Bin #Binface #lego

If Farage lays a wreath and there are no TV cameras there to see him, would he bother laying the wreath at all?

Following the main political parties' coordinated refusal to contest Nigel Farage's self-triggered Clacton by-election, satirical candidate Count Binface has surged to become the second favourite to win the seat.

We are Binface - We are Legion @countbinface.bsky.social

Personally, I find all these people jumping on the @countbinface.bsky.social meme distasteful. Anyway, here's my new profile pictures ...

Farage reveals his strategy to beat Count Binface

Nigel isn't working. Clacton's better off with @countbinface.bsky.social

This *needs* to be Count Binface’s election poster. @trumpton.bsky.social has smashed it!

If you're wondering who/what/why Count Binface is a thing, I made this podcast episode about him a few years ago ... pod.link/1561158559/e...

My pitch to be part of the @countbinface.bsky.social Clacton Campaign