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They couldn't let the Count win the actual election because then the saying "the only man to enter parliament with honest intentions" wouldn't exist anymore. It'd be Guy Fawkes and Count Binface who certainly has been far more honest than any other politician. A finer Recylon has never existed.

Well done Lord Count...

Plus, you were interviewed on the news chanels while Farrage hid and his party spokespeople embarrassed themselves :-)

Congratulations Count Binface on a stupendous result in the Clacton by-election and for respecting the democratic process throughout your campaign, most notably by attending the count and declaration. If only Nigel Farage had such good manners. But he doesn't.

The true face of democracy in the UK.

Congratulations! Fantastic result.

Well done @countbinface.bsky.social

The thing about Bin Day, Nigel old bean, is that it keeps happening.

So, not even half of the eligible voters bothered to vote in Farage’s vanity project by-election. Count Binface secured just over 26% of those who did. Farage and Reform are in decline.

Well done Count. 🥂🍾👏

Americans voted for the worst President in history to have another go. Not too sure they’ve demonstrated they can learn from their mistakes.

Genuinly, if nothing about the Trump administration has turned them off so far, nothing will. The people of Clacton have just shown the world they are all monsters who love everything Farage and Trump stand for

I've lived in Clacton; trust me, they are like 3 time trumpers. If you were to hit them on the head with a hammer, you'd have to tell them to say ouch and fall down... Some nice neighbours but the rest...Not surprised by this but at least the parliamentary investigations go on.

They probably won’t. Like a lot of Americans , the intelligentsia of Clacton voted for their man twice. Once could possibly be excused as a careless error of judgement…. but twice???? There is no hope.

Here I am thinking that Clacton is a moon of Neptune.

They are racists themselves so they won't. Just like the US with Trump, they chose Farage for a second time knowing who full well who he is. They'll get what they voted for. Zero sympathy.

Because they are rascist babys..

Not really a triumph when the investigation into his criminal past now gets to proceed, and he will see consequences for his actions at last.

Less than twice as many people voted for him as voted for the man wearing a bin. In a Reform stronghold. Nigel isn't really in a position to take a victory lap.

I see no triumph in this farce, like Trump he wants to be front and centre of the news cycle even if that means humiliating himself

He got like a thousand more votes than last time.

I hope the east coast falls off.

He should!

Clacton failed us - AGAIN!

Congratulations to Count Binface. You should have won! If people can't see who Farage really is after all this, it's on them. Just like Trump in America, after a certain point what happens is on the voters. What sort of country do we want to be?

Evil hasn't won. Binface can still win. The investigation into only got 70% of the votes farage will continue, and if found guilty, binface takes office by default cause he got enough votes this time.

Well done CB! I can’t wait for results of the National Crime Agencies investigation. Hard to be an MP when you’re doing porridge.

Great work💕 👏👏👏

Well done @countbinface.bsky.social Brilliant result for you. Stick around.

Well done, Count! You are the MP of our hearts 💕

Amazing work!

So does this mean you're now the shadow MP for Clacton?

Excellent work x

We salute your commitment to carrying on making public appearances (not like some) despite being encased in a hot metal bin on such a hot day!

Mar a Lago his usual place

Wish you had won, until next time

Thank you for you efforts! You deserved the win Bin. And you've helped show what a nasty person that other fella is 🙏😃💥👌

Thank you, Count. Good fight. And the graceless wanker who regularly boycotts his own job in parliament, and called a totally ludicrous by-election, couldn’t even be arsed to turn up at his own victory. Let the enquiry into shady money from Thailand (and before that, who knows) recommence.

The victory is yours, your Excellency! You stand on Clacton's “Moral Mountain“, whilst the Far-Rage skulks in the “Trench of Turpitude“. (©) 😉 May his next next excretion be a hedgehog!

Well done! Congratulations for making a fool of him! ✊

Congrats to Nige on a courageous victory over the “establishment”. 🥴

Yes! Bin for the win! It's time to take out the trash

The people of Clacton don't deserve you! If after 2 years of absence they cant see through the grifter who does nothing for them they can get stuffed

Bravo Count Binface for a groundbreaking performance.

is this your first lie?

You did brilliantly!

Obviously deserving a peerage. Well done that bin.

Congrats! Binface for MP!

Congratulations Count Bin.

Count, you did every one in the country an enormous service by revealing what tactical voting can do against a threat to democracy and an ill- informed electorate. We love you! Now take a week off.

🤞🤞🤞

Very well done, Your Binship!

👏👏👏

Farage needed to galvanise his campaign against difficult if unconventional challenges he's bin facing.

Congratulations Count. We love you.

“In this by-election, Farage has only proven his ability to defeat an intergalactic space warrior with an upturned trash can on his head.” 👏 CNN

Congratulations! Please don’t let it go to your bin.

FACO (Farage Always Chickens Out) lived up to his name

Your the real winner

Didn’t lose his deposit, like most of the candidates 👍

Anyone checked the fridge in the kitchen just in case he’s in there, he copies everything his orange pedo mate does so..

Reform predicted a 79% victory for Farage. They’ve stopped mentioning it, though.

It's a long tradition I very much hope continues

👏🏻

Hey Count. Just don’t accept the results. There’s a couple of guys in the States (Donny and Mikey) that can really show you how it’s done. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😉🤣🤣🤣.

The ultimate lean startup approach to politics: achieve a 100% win rate by aggressively optimizing the sample size. Efficiency is the only true ideology.

Bring back trial by combat, just this once.

Please deport Farage to Vorkuta, Russia. He owes us, Russians, dozens of millions. We'll put him in a camp for 10 years and give a real work finally -- coal.

Excellent. Well done. Though I see Monster Raving Looney Party split their vote by having 3 (!) candidates.

Cunt beat Count. Never thought I’d say that…

I mean, if Fartage couldn’t even turn up for the results, despite having made the by-election happen, maybe he should be disqualified.

Well done!!!! Fight on...👏👏👏👏

Clayton will regret choosing the joke candidate.

Thanks for all!

Bravo!!!

If you don't turn up surrly you forfeit!

Best of luck in the re-run!

Congratulations great work!

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Well done, Binface on an epically good campaign. The people of Clacton voted to keep themselves in decline and poverty for the foreseeable future which is unfortunate for them but Farage now has more questions to answer and the enquiry resumes and we will all hold his feet to the fire.

Well done to the Count who turned up. Anyone is welcome to add to that sentence...

Congratulations. Will you stand in the next one? #WhenIsBins

Well done and thank you.

Binface - Isn’t falsifying police statements a criminal offence here on earth?

😸💜💚😸🧡😸🩷😸❤️😸 You won our ❤️ Cunt Frogface ‘won’ another investigation of his dodgy finances The people of Clacton won nothing.

Thank you 😊

I really wanted you to win, actually. British people missed the great opportunity.

I think you should be in the commons strangers gallery for hid next speech. Just sit there waving at him.

Congratulations, Count Binface!

Bravo Count 🎩

I do like you Count BinFace.

A good campaign and much national fun has been had. Unfortunately, Farage isn't going anywhere, anytime soon but over time let us hope his credibility is steadily diminished by his own actions.

I demand a re-Count.

brava !

Yes, you ARE the real winner 💓 💓 🏆 🏆 🏆 And THANKYOU TO the 9400 voters who voted for you and can clearly see 🐸 for the coward he is !!!

Happy days

…… oh hang on no that the other Guy!

Dear Count, I am worried: are your electronics shielded from the signals of the WiFi router in the background, or are we risking an Independence Day situation? Congratulations on the result, A Human

If you don’t bother to turn up for the count the law should be that the seat cedes to the candidate with the next highest vote. Farage showed a typical contempt for democracy, by not showing up.

Whose.....bloody auto miscorrect

Aced it, Count. Look forward to seeing much more of you 👍🏼 Brilliant!

A stunning victory 🙌

He 50p Lee), also said, responding to Essex Police denial of warning NF to stay away, that he believes the latter over the police. He seemed unaware of the refutation from his reaction

Of course 50p Lee (I may enjoy that too much) claimed NF did defeat the establishment, claiming Labour, Tories and Lib Dems were all represented by the Count.

Well done!!! Not all heroes wear capes, some wear bins on their heads too!!! Congratulations on a great campaign, till the next dance, live long and prosper!!!

I think if winner doesn't attend it should go to the one with the next biggest vote by default.

Absolute class act. Thank you binface!

Couldn’t and wouldn’t are not the same.

Yes. That would be perfect.

You scared him into showing his true colours. 👏👏👏

Of course he didn’t turn up for the count Count, that would have meant him stepping foot in Clacton